...All you folks who can't get through the day because your seized and utterly paralyzed by white guilt, please deposit a check in PayPal account. According to Steele there are millions of you out there, and your guilt is forcing you to excuse my cultural pathologies. I see only one way out--make a deposit, and you can feel unburdened.
The Beautiful Struggle: A Father, Two Sons, and an Unlikely Road to Manhood 
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Excellent! It is so very American to tell someone to put his money where his mouth (or belief, or guilt, if you will) is. Good stuff!
I want my cut.
I'll only pay you if I'm allowed to claim racism doesn't exist anymore.
That all? You sure? This is your one and only chance!
you got it backwards. the big bucks in white guilt are to be made by corroborating the denial of white guilt.
You're too late. I already bought absolution from Armstrong Williams.