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December 31, 2008

In the year of the dragon, lots of men disappear...

Happy New Year boys and girls. 2008 has been good to me--but not as good as the people who read this blog. Hope 2009 is beautiful for every one of you. With your support--as well as the continued insanity of this post-racial age--it'll be a good one for this blogs. Kiss your wives. Hug your daughters. Give a pound to your sons. We're off.

Burris not backing down on the race issue

Man, oh man. This has all the feel of a kind of Last Stand. It's amazing to see people invoking a struggle that stretches back to cotton and chains, simply in pursuit of naked power.

A good comment.

Buried down below, here's Deva on the reaction in Chicago. I'd like to hear more from my Illinois people on this if I can:

I live in Chicago. In fact, my Congressman is Bobby Rush, and while I am not in the "Cracker Ass Cracker" demographic, my family is full of people who are. I've not heard from any who are impressed with Mr. Rush's argument. They don't necessarily feel the "anguish" as you put it, of this ham-handed nonsensical move (I think that we should ban the word "lynch" from politics unless we're you know, referring to a literal instance. It's like everyone being a "Nazi" of some kind. Give me a f*cking break), but everybody knows Obama is on the other side of this equation and that not seating Burris does not, by any stretch of the imagination mean, that a black senator from illinois, appointed by someone who's not as messed up as Blago, will not eventually be seated.

I think the "now or never" race card has simply lost it's bite. Illinois has sent black senators to the capital twice and we're the only state since reconstruction that has. There's no political race panic here and I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that these men will not be able to create one.


Bobby Rush on CNN

Here's Rush arguing for the importance of a black senator. To which I respond--Nigga, please!!

I don't know if I've shifted politically or what. But after watching a black man named Barack Obama--who couldn't get into the Democratic convention eight years ago--win Virginia, North Carolina, New Mexico and Colorado, my tolerance for Negroes claiming that we need an appointment like this--in this kind of situation--is zilch.

Look, I say this as a black dude obviously concerned about race in this country. If you want a black senator go out and do the work to get yourself one. Build the organizations, build the fund-raising, do a black version of Emily's List, if need be. At some point, you have to stop bitching about the track. You have to stop bitching about your hand-me-down spikes. At some point, you just have to go out and run. I have little tolerance for the racial grievances of upper-middle class blacks. Do for your damn self, and speak for your damn self. Keep my name out your mouth.

UPDATE:
It is amazing to hear Rush make this argument, given that if left to him, there would be no black Senators anyway. Rush backed the very-white Blair Hull against Obama in 2004. Are these people serious?

UPDATE #2: After thinking about that update, I just want to reiterate--with authority--Nigga please!!

The Cracker-Ass-Cracker Vote

Here's the Chris Rock clip here. The whole thing is gold. The part I reference starts about three minutes in.

Some thoughts on Blago and Burris

This is a sickening display--especially Bobby Rush's invocation of God. Rush\Blago\Burris's race argument  is rather incredible. I've been thinking about this for awhile as a political move. It strikes as a kind of suicide bomb. Blago is going down. Burris has nothing to lose. And Rush has never been on great terms for Obama. It's very easy, as a young black person, to be really angry about this move. Trust me, the old generational anguish is stewing in the heart of a lot of young black Chicago folks this morning. More on that later.

My immediate reaction is that Rush is overplaying his hand. He's basically arguing that a pol should fear the black backlash should they oppose Burris's appointment. But there's one problem with that logic--Barack Obama is on the other side of the table. Rush's logic basically asks politicians to chose between the will of a corrupt governor, and the will of the first black president of the United States.  I don't know, but it would seem that now would be a good time for Obama to flex some muscle and make it clear that folks support this move at their peril. I really, really, really hope the CBC doesn't back this move. But I wouldn't be surprised if they did.

It's wrong to say that this is a move to appeal to black voters, because it isn't--it's a dogwhistle for a certain sector of the black vote, an older portion of the commuity that was responsive to Rush's charges against Obama, that is still angry past injustices, and is deeply distrustful of all this "change" hooey. This is--to paraphrase Chris Rock--the an appeal to the "Cracker-Ass-Cracker" vote. I suspect that this move will be divisive even among black folks. Certainly there will be Blago apologists and political cynics. And there will be people, likely still angry over Jeremiah Wright, who will rally. But there will also be that section of black folks who will this for the ugly pandering that it is.

I'd remind folks that Blago--who once had strong support in Illinois' black community--now has a 32 percent approval rating among black voters. That's higher than the overall state numbers--but when you consider just having a D in front your name gets you a baseline of support among black folks, it's still really really low. People expecting a rather reflexive black backlash should remember Sarah Palin. The old CW was that Palin would rally women, angry at Obama over Hillary's loss. How'd that work out?

I'm not saying I know which way this will swing. Chicago's an old-school town, for which I have a deep, abiding affection. But the "Cracker Ass Cracker" contingent in black America is still strong. But Corey Booker did win. Anthony Williams served two terms. Adrian Fenty won. Who knows what will happen here.

December 30, 2008

Roland Burris in effect

Here he is. The shortsightedness of grown men is amazing.  Below Sg notes that this is brilliant political move by Blago. I guess that's true--in the most cynical, and immediate sense of the word "political." But in any sort of higher sense--in terms of actually getting anything done, in terms of attaching your name to an issue, in terms of doing anything beyond keeping your job--Blago ceased to be political brilliant a long time ago.

Obama's campaign this year was brilliant, in the sense that he kept his adversaries on defense. But it was also brilliant because it was in service of something--an argument for universal health-care, for an exit from Iraq, for an end to liberal defensive crouch. Now, one can agree or disagree with those issues. But the point is that Obama was not merely fighting for his job, but for actual issues.

Which leads me to Bobby Rush. Look that "lynching" statement is exactly what it is--crass and silly. One good thing about having a Barack Obama around, is that that sort of tactic doesn't become the face of black politics. That said, can we kill the phrase "Race Card?" Is that statement by Bobby Rush actually going to scare anybody? All the black people who see a racial angle in this, please post here. I desperately want to hear from you...

Blago names a senator

Amazing. But more amazing is that he found someone to actually accept an appointment. And of course the dude had to be black. Damn, Jeana. Video of Blago's announcement below. I didn't catch all of it but I did hear him say something like, "Don't see myself resinging, even if these feds house me\Big up to Jesse Jr. Big up to Jan Schakowsky..." And then he dissed Common.

The real problem with black on black crime

It's clearly gangsta rap, or lack thereof. Seriously, I'm always amused by people who blame gangsta rap for black crime. Anyone who knows hip-hop knows that when the music was most conscious--late 80s, early 90s--the streets were insane. And when the streets were most sane--mid to late 90s--any fool who could gun-talk was going platinum. Proper Talks points us to this helpful graph.


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Whatever. I don't need no visual aids to tell me what I've known for years--niggers done loss their minds since Dre fell off.

The shocking rise in black homicide

I got a lot of e-mails from folks about this story yesterday, and frankly, I didn't know what to make of it:

The murder rate among black teenagers has climbed since 2000 even as murders by young whites have scarcely grown or declined in some places, according to a new report.

The celebrated reduction in murder rates nationally has concealed a "worrisome divergence," said James Alan Fox, a criminal justice professor at Northeastern University who wrote the report, to be released Monday, with Marc L. Swatt. And there are signs, they said, that the racial gap will grow without countermeasures like restoring police officers in the streets and creating social programs for poor youths.

The main racial difference involves juveniles ages 14 to 17. In 2000, 539 white and 851 black juveniles committed murder, according to an analysis of federal data by the authors. In 2007, the number for whites, 547, had barely changed, while that for blacks was 1,142, up 34 percent.

People are used to the idea of black people coming out on the truly horrific end of stats--and for good reason. We live poorer and die faster. Our SAT scores are lower and our dropout rate is higher, and so on. But that sense of black folks bringing up the rear, in addition to an uncritical allegiance to thin stats, is blinding and leads to fools talking super-predators and the Apocalypse. There's a thin line between understanding that black people are in a bad way, and believing every awful thing you hear.

I didn't know why someone telling me that homicide rate for black tens had jumped 34percent struck me as wrong--I just heard my bullshit meter going off. Somewhat predictably, So did Steven Levitt:

The numbers in The New York Times graphic and most of the James Alan Fox report fail to control for the change in the population of young black males over this time period.

According to U.S. Census data, the number of blacks aged 15 to 19 rose by about 15 percent between 2000 and 2007.

So even if any individual black teen's propensity for crime was unchanged over this time period, the aggregate amount of black-teen crime would have risen by 15 percent. In other words, in that New York Times graphic on perpetrators, just based on changes in population, the number of perpetrators would have been expected to rise from a little over 800 to nearly 1,000. Knowing that, the actual rise to roughly 1,150 doesn't seem that noteworthy.

I don't want to be glib about a very real problem. But  the nature and tragedy of black on black crime doesn't excuse inflation and exaggeration. I've learned my lesson about this, after hearing people--black and white--parrot inane foolishness like "they're more black men in jail than college." Or better still the "70 percent out of wedlock" stat which every intellectual likes to whip out to show how gangsta rap destroyed the Negroes. Glib cuts both ways, you know.



That said...

Richard Cohen actually takes the Rove Reading Challenge seriously:

Still, the fact remains that Bush is a prodigious, industrial reader, and this does not conform at all to his critics' idea of who he is. They would prefer seeing him as a dolt, since that, as opposed to policy or ideological differences, is a briefer, more bloggish explanation of what went wrong.
Yes, as opposed to something more columnish.

Tis the season...

Blogging will be slow today. I'm sorry guys, some holiday ghosts--but not spirits--are still haunting the Harlem manse.

T.

December 29, 2008

The "Wasn't Me" Defense.

Fairness says that I must note that several Republicans have denounced the Barack the Magic Negro episode. I think Newt basically had it right. That said, correct me if I am wrong, but I believe that this GOP apparatchik in the video below is just lying. To defend Limbaugh and his Magic Negro anthem, she cries Sharpton, claiming the song makes fun of Rev. Al saying that Barack isn't black enough. Please tell me when exactly Al Sharpton said that. I don't make a habit of defending Al, but I don't recall him ever saying that. But I do recall someone else questioning Obama's blackness:

Hey, Barack Obama has picked up another endorsement: Halfrican American actress Halle Berry. "As a Halfrican American, I am honored to have Ms. Berry's support, as well as the support of other Halfrican Americans.
That would be Rush Limbaugh talking. The same Rush Limbaugh who we are to believe was defending Barack Obama from this mythical claim by Sharpton. Amazing.

In what universe are we to take satire about black people from Rush Limbaugh? Here is the thing--if you made your career crusading against the Veteran's Day, don't expect people to laugh when you make a "satirical" joke about the Army.

An issue close to my heart

Jim Webb is going to try to do something about prison reform. 

The war on Kwanzaa

An annual ritual begins anew:

In some ways, Kwanzaa seems more and more entrenched in Americana each year. Recently, Sandra Lee on the Food Network put her culinary touch on the celebration with her Kwanzaa cake. And U.S. presidents are obliged to acknowledge the celebration. Barack Obama has been invited to celebrate Kwanzaa in Flint, Mich. on Dec. 29.

But all the commercialization and lack of real observance makes me wonder where the celebration will be in a generation or two...
Right, unlike Christmas which has survived on the basis of its spiritual purity and strict avoidance of commercialism....

Meh, I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. My Dad was a Black Panther, so I wasn't exactly brought up to think of Karenga (call that Negro "Ron") as heroic. I didn't celebrate Christmas either, and the general consensus in my home was that Kwanzaa was throw-away for people who couldn't deal with not getting gifts.

But so what? Seriously, this idea that Kwanzaa is fundamentally different from other holidays is silly and unreflective. Debating the holidays, is like debating sex acts. Dude, there's no clean or dirty, only what you're into or what you're not. Do we really want to do the knowledge on Christmas here? Seriously??

I could have Peter King's job

I don't think I've ever seen a Cowboys team underachieve more than this year's team. The only solace I can take is in thinking we were overrated from the start:

Look I've been a Cowboys fan since I was five and saw that gorgeous blue star on the silver helmet. But seriously, we commit too many penalties under Wade Phillips, and tend to come up big in the small games, and small in the big games. Love the players. The team, not so much.
I've got some difficult emotions to grapple with--I can't believe Jerry is keeping Wade. Still, not as many emotions as this guy. 0-16 is a special thing. I almost would trade places with the Lions. At least they have our draft picks to comfort them. Thanks Roy Williams

What's beef...

Yglesias points us to Peretz chest-thumping analysis of  Gaza:

Message: do not fuck with the Jews.
Trash-talking from across an ocean. That'll show em Marty. It's wrong but I've almost--almost--stopped reading about anything dealing with the Israel-Palestinian beef. It just feels like nothing changes. I've never understood why anyone in their right mind would accept us as an honest broker, given our declared allegiances. But more than that, I wonder why it's incumbent on us to broker at all. Lately, our judgment hasn't exactly been the greatest either.

Karl Rove on Bush's reading

Seriously, this is laughable:

It all started on New Year's Eve in 2005. President Bush asked what my New Year's resolutions were. I told him that as a regular reader who'd gotten out of the habit, my goal was to read a book a week in 2006. Three days later, we were in the Oval Office when he fixed me in his sights and said, "I'm on my second. Where are you?" Mr. Bush had turned my resolution into a contest.

By coincidence, we were both reading Doris Kearns Goodwin's "Team of Rivals." The president jumped to a slim early lead and remained ahead until March, when I moved decisively in front. The competition soon spun out of control. We kept track not just of books read, but also the number of pages and later the combined size of each book's pages -- its "Total Lateral Area."

We recommended volumes to each other (for example, he encouraged me to read a Mao biography; I suggested a book on Reconstruction's unhappy end). We discussed the books and wrote thank-you notes to some authors.

At year's end, I defeated the president, 110 books to 95. My trophy looks suspiciously like those given out at junior bowling finals. The president lamely insisted he'd lost because he'd been busy as Leader of the Free World.

Really Karl? I did that same contest at the local library--when I was six. Anyone who actually reads books knows that reading the words off the page is half the job, at best. The hard part is digesting the book, getting to its essential themes and then weighing them against your own body of knowledge. Look I love books, was raised in the business of publishing books and printing books. But watching a pundit--or president--brag about reading a book a week, is like watching a freshly-minted 21-year old get smashed at a wine-tasting. Only a rookie would set that sort of goal--and then brag about it. Either that or, you know, someone who doesn't really read...

December 28, 2008

Open NFL Thread

Go for it folks. Blog returns to full strength tomorrow.

UPDATE:
This is why we don't regularly do open threads. Probably a worse idea to do one during the holidays when most of the adults are away. I'm never shocked by trolls. I'm always shocked by the people who take the bait. We have to do better. Comments closed and the ban-stick is in motion.

December 26, 2008

The best candidate for RNC chair...

Is clearly this guy.

RNC candidate Chip Saltsman's Christmas greeting to committee members includes a music CD with lyrics from a song called "Barack the Magic Negro," first played on Rush Limbaugh's popular radio show.
There's also a tune called "The Star Spanglish Banner." Get it? Negroes!! Spanglish!! No?? Clearly you're too PC. Seriously, where do people get this idea that the GOP is racist? It really is one of the great mysteries of our time. Oh well. Saltsman's got my vote. Even if he believes I shouldn't have one. He's still got it.

UPDATE: As you guys can imagine, I haven't been checking in as much. This got nasty pretty fast. I don't know if this convo is still going. If it is, do us all a favor and give Thomas the respect he deserves. Seriously. The venom helps nothing.

December 24, 2008

To all a good night

Catch you guys in a few. For obvious reasons.

December 23, 2008

This is painful to watch

In what world must a black gay man debate civil rights a man who believes blacks should be thankful they were slaves, and once advised Nixon to link an opponent to "New York Jewish money?"

Capehart went for his, did his best, and somehow managed to not catch a case. But my heart broke watching this. I am feeling like Carolyn Forche in "Return." "It is not your right to feel powerless," she says in that piece. "Better people than you were powerless."

On Chad Pennington

I told you so:

Let go by the Jets in August after eight years of service, Pennington, 32, is having a career renaissance with the resurgent Dolphins. Winners of one game in 2007, the Dolphins are 10-5 and can claim the American Football Conference East crown by beating the Jets on Sunday at Giants Stadium. Pennington has thrown for 3,453 yards, a career best. He has completed 67 percent of his passes, and his passer rating, 96.4, is the second best in the N.F.L., behind Philip Rivers's 104.0.
Sorta.

Hold on, I hear somebody coming...

This is James Bennet, editor of The Atlantic.

Most readers know that the views expressed on Ta-Nehisi's blog are his own and don't always reflect the views of The Atlantic. Such is the case with regard to Ta-Nehisi's "analysis" of the Dallas Cowboys and the Washington Redskins. Our institution has partnered with the Redskins, and Daniel Snyder, on a number of projects, and we have a great deal of respect for Snyder's, uhm, personnel moves. We at The Atlantic do not take sides in the ongoing dispute between that asshole Jerry Jones's Cowgirls and the winning machine built by Daniel Snyder. The Redskins are historic leaders in the sports world, and Dan Snyder may be the greatest owner in history. We look forward to box seats in the future.

Not sure what this means

John McWhorter has a piece in TNR in which he argues, among other things, that Rick Warren represents "black views" on social issues better than Joseph Lowery:

Warren opposes gay marriage; 70 percent of black voters in California supported Proposition 8. Warren is pro-life; in 2004, a Zogby poll tabulated that while about half of Americans overall were pro-life, 62 percent of blacks were.

Black Reverend Joseph Lowery, heading up the rear doing the inaugural benediction, has the positions Warren's detractors prefer: pro-choice, in favor of gay marriage. These, however, cannot be treated as default "black" views, because so very many black people of all walks do not share them. Warren and Lowery will represent two variations on black ideology, of which the one Warren represents is arguably the dominant one.

That's true. Of course it's also true that Warren's view on social issues--among Americans at large--is also dominant. But it's much more important to note that the Warren view is 12 percent more dominant among a disproportionately undereducated, impoverished, and hyper-religious group which comprises 13 percent of the country. Shocking, shocking stuff.

Then there's this:

Do Warren's un-PC views really merit so much agita over his participation in the inaugural? Let's try a thought experiment: Suppose Obama had invited black megastar preacher T.D. Jakes instead. Jakes heads a 30,000 member Dallas church, reaches millions more with the television show The Potter's Touch, and was designated "perhaps the most influential black leader in America" by The Atlantic. His church runs outreach programs as well as anti-poverty efforts in Africa. Yet like Warren, Jakes dissociates himself from those who "support abortion, homosexuality and other things I see as unscriptural."

Still, I suspect that progressives' reaction to Jakes' inclusion would be vastly less indignant. Surely the justification for that view would not be that black people, shall we say, "cling to" religion because of the exigencies of their past and present. No--there would be a sense that for a black preacher, views like Jakes's were something to let pass as "diverse," unsurprising in a pastor of any color, with his presence as an articulate and inspiring figure in black America more important than ideological details at such a momentous event. Why must Warren be fumigated against, then? Because as a white person, he's supposed to know better? What other difference between Warren and Jakes is so crucial?

Right. Because, the interwebs have been utterly silent on the role black voters in California played in passing Prop 8. And no one protested Obama campaigning with Donnie McClurkin. No that didn't happen.

Jokes aside, this really is a text-book case of shifting the burden of proof. John literally offers no evidence that the scene would play out as he imagined--He just conjures it and then assumes it's true.And then of course there's the capper:

Black he is not, but at the inauguration ceremony next month, Rick Warren will be every bit as much in line with the black American soul as Aretha Franklin.

Right again. Because the black soul can be reduced to being against gay marriage. No wonder I can't dance.

Of course then you read something like this...

And just want to close ranks:

In the 110th Congress, there were 236 Democrats in the U.S. House, 49 in the Senate, and two "Independents" who caucused with Democrats. Of those 287 congresscritters, 74 were members of the New Democratic Coalition, which is affiliated with the DLC. Overall, 25.8% of the Democratic members of the 110th Congress were openly affiliated with the DLC. An additional 31 members of Congress are affiliated with the Blue Dogs, but not with the New Democratic Coalition. If the Blue Dogs are included, the overall DLC-Blue Dog membership in of Democratic congresscritters increases to 36.6%, and 38.1% in the House.

Now, compare this to Obama's cabinet selections. Of the eighteen cabinet members (not counting Joe Biden, who I have seen listed as a cabinet member at times), sixteen are Democrats. Of those sixteen, eight are affiliated with the DLC, or 50%. Obama's Democratic cabinet selections have twice the DLC representation of the Democratic membership of Congress. This list does not include Rahm Emanuel, who will be the first White House Chief of Staff during the Obama administration. Nor does it include national security advisor Jim Jones, who supported McCain during the election.
That's Chris Bowers asserting that Obama's cabinet is actually to the right of congressional Democrats. Leave aside the statistical problems of comparing a group of hundreds, with a group of 16. Leave aside that Bowers doesn't include Obama's White House staff. Leave aside that the source for that contention that half of Obama administration is the DLC, comes from Politico. And how does Politico know that half of the new administration is DLC? Why the DLC told them, of course! And the DLC has no incentive at all to inflate their importance. No, they'd never do that.

Leaving all that aside, this just feels like a kind of tokenism which ultimately says nothing about policy. And where does all this head-counting leave us?. At war with Bill Richardson? Outraged that Tom Daschle addressed the DLC? Is this what it was about? Really?

The center and change

I think he hits on a good point here--it's pretty hard to, at once, heal the country and then take it into a totally different direction:

The Warren pick is exactly the kind of move you'd expect from a figure who rose to national prominence in 2004 by telling the country that there is not a black america, nor a white america, but the United States of America (that may be the single most italic-worthy sentence of the current millennium.) The problem is that it is not true. We want it to be and more than any politician in recent history, Obama is the beneficiary of a vision of America that we believe in but which does not exist. At least not yet...

It's been my observation that change usually begins on the political margins and has to fight its way to the center. Organized labor was considered a bunch of un-American radicals for decades before the Wagner Act in the 1930s. Civil Rights groups sat on the fringe for a half-century before gaining enough influence for Truman to denounce lynching and integrate the military. Domestic violence was once a fringe issue.

Groups advocating "change" whether of the FDR sort or the Reagan doesn't usually come from the center (unless maybe the "change" is realizing that there actually is a center.) The most important changes of the 20th century -- social security, civil rights, legalized abortion -- have evoked huge controversies and lasting divisions before they came to be generally accepted (that has yet to happen with abortion but it probably will.)

So we get to Obama's fundamental paradox: how do you preserve national unity and institute change simultaneously? That's a hard trick to pull off.

As per Warren, Obama was elected by people who are by and large at least moderately pro-choice and he had the benefit of high levels of support from the gay and lesbian community. For the latter folks, legalized marriage is "the change we need." On the other hand Obama's invitation to Warren is meant to convey a kind of just the kind of post-partisanship that he promised.

Everybody, from the right to the left, now claims Martin Luther King--but he was certainly not a centrist. Part of that is the passage of time, but another part is the mainstreaming of ideas (at least some of them) which once were thought of as radical. Supporters of gay marriage should take heart from that. Today's radical is tomorrow's normative. Time and, to be blunt, the reaper are on our side--not theirs.

Of course there is another lesson to take from this. As I said yesterday, my job isn't to make Barack Obama's job easier. And--as I'm sure he knows--his job isn't to his marching orders from the bloggers who have no political capital to lose. Jelani talks about Adalai Stevenson putting segregationist John Sparkman on the ticket. I think about Lincoln promising to unite the country, blacks be damned. And now Biden defending the Warren pick. I want to be clear--in the context of who they are, national politicians, these people are not "wrong." I think Biden, like Stevenson, and like Lincoln make a solid, political case.

But that doesn't make Frederick Douglass wrong either. That doesn't make black leadership wrong for denouncing Stevenson. And it doesn't make those of us who believe that a man who bans gays from his church should not be giving the invocation, wrong. Obama and co. have the job of building national consensus. We have the job of expanding the boundaries of that consensus. We are in conflict, and this is as it should be. Seriously, what is one without the other?

December 22, 2008

In case anyone was wondering

This is what people are referring to in regards to Matt. I don't think I've ever seen anyone step in like that on a blog. I'm sympathetic to CAP's position, but I don't get the response. I don't think anyone thinks Ezra speaks for the American Prospect, per se. I know people don't think I speak for The Atlantic. I know CAP isn't a media organization, but still, it all seems sort of silly, and I really have no idea how they thought this would somehow help them. Here's Matt's  original post. Here's Andrew responding.

UPDATE: SG points us to this response by ThinkProgress, which is fine. The clarification in comments goes a little further. One thing I've found is that mistakes and hamfistedness are much more common in the world than deviousness and scheming. We often mistake the latter for the former. It's so much more likely that these guys blundered, than it is that the long arms of Third Way reached into Matt's blog. Nobody's perfect.

Do we believe the Titans yet?

Just asking. Oh man, Vince Young. What will you do now...

Music execs are still dumber than you

This makes no sense. A music video is nothing more than a really expensive ad. It's amazing that these guys want YouTube to pay them for the right to show their videos. They should be trying to leverage the viewers into buyers. These guys are straight out 1963. They deserve whatever's coming to them in this economy.

You wouldn't make it in postracial America

Lemme be clear. If you have a black Barbie half-head doll, you need to cross the street when you see me. I'm a nice guy. I have a kind smile, but you need to know one thing about me: Ta-Nehisi is for the kids--and I will jack your ass.

Here's the thing, my beautiful niece (who makes me desperate for a daughter every time I see her) requested one.It took me a moment to get past the fact that thing was called a "half head." But anyway.  her parents, being black folks of this age, added the rejoinder--"The black one, please." I told Kenyatta that we should order it immediately since it could run out of stock. My partner is a beautiful woman with one fatal flaw--an unwavering belief that racism can be gamed to her benefit. I could almost see the gears turning in her head, "There's no way the black Barbies are gonna be sold out!"

Well, of course she goes to Toys R US this morning and the following convo ensues:

Kenyatta: "I need a Barbie half-head. Erm, a black one"

Black Dude working at Toys R Us: "We're all out of the black ones. But, we got plenty of the white ones!"

Kenyatta:  "They'll kill me if I show up with that."

Black Dude, nodding: "Yeah, I know right?"
Of course I knew this would happen. The math is simple. In Manhattan, the number of liberal whites who have no problem--indeed who would brag about--buying their kid a black doll almost certainly outnumbers the blacks who have no problem giving little Ebony a blond and blue-eyed Barbie.

The temptation to blame the White Man is strong--no doubt this is a part of his plot to further lower the self-esteem of this country's Aishas and Takieshas. But alas, I must be honest with myself and not shrink away from the true lesson--Negroes can no longer move on Negro time. This is postracialism for that ass. Get your weight up. Not your hate up.

UPDATE: Sorry guys, the thing is called a Barbie "Styling Head." Also I think this is apropos.

The Andrews

My colleague now has his own annual Awards. Frankly, I'm hoping for the Malkin Award. Please write my name in. Better yet, why the eff does Yglesias still get an award named after him? He jumped ship! Dump his ass!!

Sam Cooke--The Greatest

Meh, actually, I'm a Jerry Butler guy, when we're talking about great voices. Still, it's no doubt that Sam is just a killer. One of the great sins of our time is the syrupy, wimpy, punk-ass remakes we've been made to endure of "Having A Party." I refer you to this live version of "Having A Party." That is how you shut down a club. Rod Stewart should be ashamed.

Anyway, I caused a minor row by claiming, earlier, that "Change Is Gonna Come" isn't Sam Cooke's greatest song. Just my opinion. But I'm gonna go with "Bring It On Home," "That's Where It's At," "Somebody Have Mercy," or even "Touch The Hem My Garment." Cooke spent much of his career trying to mellow out his style, and so a lot of his stuff is mediocre teen-pop. Still, the man was a titan and taken too soon. Dig his rendition of "Blowing In the Wind." Sound quality is bad, but Sam is still great.

Of course there's more. Like the man who now talks change, Sam Cooke was straight out the South Side of Chicago.


The color of change

From over at Proper Talks we've got Anthony Hamilton covering Sam Cooke's "A Change Is Gonna Come." Of course nothing swings like the original--and that isn't even Sam Cooke's best song. But I digress, it's amazing how Obama used language that has specific meaning in the African-American context, and blew it out to encompass everyone. The paraphrasing of Malcolm is a gimme. But beyond that, the word "change" has a specific connotation among us historically, from Cooke to Haki Mahdubuti's "A Poem to Compliment Other Poems." Anyway, Hamilton ain't Cooke (who is?) but he's got the touch.


Anthony Hamilton - "A Change Is Gonna Come" from levi maestro on Vimeo.

A useful dissent

Adam on Cloud's piece, and some of what I just wrote:

By all means, gay-rights advocates can continue to compare marriage equality to the system of segregation, and to compare those who support civil unions but not marriage equality to hard-core segregationists. But they shouldn't expect anyone who knows anything about segregation, or anyone with family members who actually remember segregation, to listen to them. In fact, they can expect to alienate them fully. Cloud has said that to overturn Prop 8 activists will need to "reach out" to African-American voters. But I would counsel that comparing the first black president of the United States to a segregationist is not the best way to do that. There have always been people who, in seeking to make their cases against various forms of bigotry, have used the stories of other historically oppressed groups as props and little else. It is one of the most infuriating manifestations of racist paternalism in our political discourse. Gay couples being denied their right to marry doesn't have to be exactly like segregation to be wrong.


Russell had a record of blocking civil rights reforms whenever possible. Obama has supported non-discrimination laws, civil unions, and health care coverage for same sex couples. He scored a 94 on the Human Rights Campaign's legislative scorecard this year. He is not a "good natured" bigot in the form of Russell, whose false genteel exterior belied a career based on outright hatred, he is a political opportunist whose legislative record on gay rights remains encouraging in the face of outrageous cultural and political triangulation.


Some final thoughts on Warren

UPDATE #2: Comments back open. I do this from time to time whenever it gets a little hot. Remember it's all love here--even when it isn't.

UPDATE: Uhh, we're gonna pause for a moment commenters. Let's all take a deep breath here and dig some Sam Cooke...

My old colleague John Cloud says Obama "has proved himself repeatedly to be a very tolerant, very rational-sounding sort of bigot," and offers a historical parallel:

Obama reminds me a little bit of Richard Russell Jr., the longtime Senator from Georgia who -- as historian Robert Caro has noted -- cultivated a reputation as a thoughtful, tolerant politician even as he defended inequality and segregation for decades. Obama gave a wonderfully Russellian defense of Warren on Thursday at a press conference. Americans, he said, need to "come together" even when they disagree on social issues. "That dialogue is part of what my campaign is all about," he said. Russell would often use the same tactic to deflect criticism of his civil rights record. It was a distraction, Russell said, from the important business of the day uniting all Americans. Obama also said today that he is a "fierce advocate for equality" for gays, which is -- given his opposition to equal marriage rights -- simply a lie. It recalls the time Russell said, "I'm as interested in the Negro people of my state as anyone in the Senate. I love them."
Another, maybe more cliche, parallel is Kennedy. Had I been alive in the early 60s and heard JFK refer to himself as a "fierce advocate for equality" for blacks, I'd have grabbed the Molotov cocktail, and gone straight H. Rap Brown. Part of me shrinks at calling the man a bigot, but on its face, I think John is right. The case against gay marriage, is for my money, a bigot's case. The appeal to history is false, in the first, for the reason that all appeals to history are false. For thousands of years the dominant form of government in the world was a dictatorship--and then we "redefined government" to make democracy. Was that wrong? But more than that it's false on the the actual facts--historically, marriage has not always been one man, one woman. It's been one man and fifty women. It's been one man and--what we would consider today--one child. One man and five children. One woman and five men. And so on...

No, the objection here is to gays, in particular, which brings me to Obama and Warren. I want to be absolutely clear here. Obama hasn't betrayed anything or anyone. On this issue, he is what I thought he was. One of the first blog posts ever wrote noted the amazing hypocrisy in Obama lecturing black people on homophobia, while himself, holding a position on arguably the most important civil rights issue of our time, which was essentially bigoted. It's my job to say things like that, to, at once, not just carp, but still not simply fall in line.

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December 21, 2008

Rahm seems to be in the clear?

Seriously. Do we really care?

And you always fear, what you don't understand...

I gotta say I'm baffled by the drubbing poet Elizabeth Alexander is taking on the interwebs. We've talked some about George Packer's swipe, which bugs me the more I think about it. Here's Newsmax picking up the ball. And then here's Kevin Drum, inexplicably, reaching for the dagger and rather cattily requesting that Alexander keep "her poem short."

I have a lot of respect for Drum. I think Packer is one of the exceptional journalists of our time. And you guys know me--and it's possible I'm taking this too far. I know I'm taking this personally because, truthfully, I learned the basics of writing--and blogging--by reading poets like Alexander, Stephen Dunn, Julianna Baggot, Nas etc. I didn't love it all, but I learned a lot. Poetry is, to me, the most elemental, the most muscular genres of literature. That doesn't mean everyone has to love it. But out of all the surely boring, and mind-numbing performances and speeches that we'll hear  on Inauguration Day, I'm sort of amazed that this is attracting any attention,

When you read people comparing a decorated writer to a potential senator with zero experience, when you read a post called "Affirmative Action poetry for the Affirmative Action president," you can start drawing some pretty dark conclusions. But let me allow that Alexander's critics aren't going there, and offer another explanation. Poetry is, for whatever reason, something really smart people don't always take the time to understand. And because they're really smart--and used to understanding things that other people don't--they think that this must mean there's something wrong with poetry. But in fact most of these critics don't really know what they're talking about. I'm not saying I'm much better--but then I don't go around condemning entire centuries of whole genres.

The one good thing about all of this is that it's proved to me that "Wyntonism" isn't just confined to people talking about hip-hop. It is, evidently, applied when people want to dis something, but not do the work to formulate an actual, coherent dis. It's wild. Drum tries to highlight the horror of Alexander's poetry by pulling a snippet out of context. But instead he just highlights the laziness of his own post.

I don't get why people can't just say, "You know what. I don't know much about poetry, so maybe I should pass on commenting on this..." I mean what if I just decided to dis opera or classical or jazz for the hell of it? What if I started opining on the vagaries of health care reform? You guys would shout me down. And rightfully so. Cats need to know when to fold em...

Open NFL Thread

Go for it folks. Down goes Dallas. Down goes Dallas. Truth be told, championship football requires way too much discipline to play as Dallas did. Fans will see a defense that let the team down. I see a team that wasn't especially mentally tough. We all know whose job that is. 

December 19, 2008

Nail to hammer

Matt on the weak-sauce that is "It's only symbolic" argument:

People who are upset about a politician doing something they don't like that's essentially symbolic in nature -- like the selection of Rick Warren -- often have difficulty articulating to skeptics exactly what the nature of the problem is. Simply digging up more and more quotes of the offending person's offending activities doesn't answer the reply "so what? it's just symbolism..."

A brief point to make is that it's very easy for a person who isn't part of the minority group that's being symbolically dissed to dismiss someone else's concerns as merely symbolic and not that big a deal. But it's worth considering how much public policy acts consistently to reaffirm the symbolic commitments of majority groups. If Barack Obama were proposing to eliminate Christmas as a national holiday and end the White House Easter Egg Hunt, nobody would be surprised to see people get very upset even though the concrete stakes would be low.
Heh, when its not your neck getting stepped on, it's "symbolic." Here's Ezra advancing the ball:

Warren is not a symbolic figure. He's a religious leader who mobilizes his flock and leverages his public influence in order to affect electoral outcomes. The most prominent example was the Proposition 8 ballot initiative -- as opposed to, say, the Proposition 8 symbolic logo design contest -- in California. Warren used his power and prestige instrumentally, not symbolically. And Obama is giving him more power, and more prestige, which he will, quite assuredly, deploy in an instrumental fashion.

Meanwhile, I'd also note that the people deriding concerns about Warren as "symbolic" are the same people who were dancing in the streets when Obama won the election. When the symbolism mattered to them, they weren't spending a lot of time noting that Obama's basket of policies was really pretty standard for a Democratic candidate and so people shouldn't get exercised over the symbolism embedded in his victory.


The arrogance of white America

From long-time poster Stacy:

I'm confused. I thought the 'electric slide' was about the whitest thing you could do. It sure seems that way at every family wedding I've ever been to. Black people don't line dance, do they?
Yeah sure, steal from us and then lie about who you stole it from. Fuckers. This reminds of that scene in Back To The Future, where Michael J. Fox "teaches" Chuck Berry how to play the guitar. Or like people coming here to tell me that there was nothing "black" about the fist-bump. Damn right there's nothing black about the "fist-bump"--we don't invent slang that sounds like it looks. It's called dap, motherfuckers. A pound, if you must. Ya'll got me calling that shit a "fist-bump."

Damn you post-racialism. Damn you to hell. And damn you Stacy. You can forget about that ghetto pass--and that Muslim Sleeping Pill.

And because it's Friday

Let's talk Elizabeth Alexander's take on the Venus Hottentot. When I read this years ago, I was struck by the sorrow and the sadness of the tale. But lately, I've been taken by this:

He complains
at my scent and does not think
I comprehend, but I speak

English. I speak Dutch. I speak
a little French as well, and
languages Monsieur Cuvier
will never know have names
And this:

If he were to let me rise up

from this table, I'd spirit
his knives and cut out his black heart,
seal it with science fluid inside
a bell jar, place it on a low
shelf in a white man's museum
so the whole world could see
it was shriveled and hard,
geometric, deformed, unnatural
I don't know how, but in my early readings of this piece, I missed perhaps the most important emotion--a kind of slow-burning rage. There are many ways to read those two quotes. But I'm black and Ta-Nehisi and what I see is the irony of science, how disciplines founded to better understand the world so often obscure the world.

I've talked about this a lot here, about how, to social science, black seems to mean the bottom of the statistical barrell. Well yeah it does, but science can't tell us what else it means (how it feels for instance) and when employed without humility, it blinds us. So Cuvier doesn't know that this woman can speak all kinds of other languages, and not just other languages but languages that he's never heard of. And in that, there are many layers, because language is a short-hand for ways of seeing the world. The speaker in the poem has seen the world from many perspectives. As is often the case with people on the bottom, she knows more of his world than he knows of hers.

And then the violent end, the sense that she isn't the freak, but that this dude who is obsessed with this woman's genitals, these well dressed "civilized" people who oggle at her ass, are really the ones who belong on display. That their "geometric, deformed, unnatural" hearts are really what's truly freakish. But because they are priviliged, their own human foibles, their own insanities can be hidden, while hers are paraded out for show.

Deep. Anyway, what does the room think?

Sweeping statements are the enemy of poetry

Via Andrew, George Packer argues against poetry--and specifically against Elizabeth Alexander--presenting at the Inauguration:

For many decades American poetry has been a private activity, written by few people and read by few people, lacking the language, rhythm, emotion, and thought that could move large numbers of people in large public settings. In response to the news about Obama's inaugural, Derek Walcott, who is about the only poet I can think of who might have pulled it off, but wasn't selected, said, "There have been great occasional poets--poets who write on occasion. Tennyson was one. I think Pope was another. Frost also." It's not an accident that Walcott couldn't name a poet born after 1874. And even Frost, who was chosen by J.F.K. to read the first inaugural poem in American history, botched the job, composing a piece of triumphalist doggerel that compared Kennedy to the Roman emperor Augustus. The eighty-six-year-old Frost kept losing his place in the winter sun's glare, the wind whipped his pages around on the podium, and finally he abandoned the effort, as if he'd never really had much conviction in it, and instead read from memory an earlier and better poem, "The Gift Outright."

There are many good reasons not to have poetry at the Inauguration. Maybe the president doesn't enjoy it. Not many people read it. And the lion-share of poetry is awful. Of course this also true of boxers, blogs, novels and magazines.But because poems are supposed to be the arena of the high-minded, bad poetry manages to come off not just as another category of bad art (like bad TV, or a bad movie) but as haughty, snobbish and elitist. It comes off as the sort of thing endorsed by people who say things like "hip-hop isn't music," or writers who condemn every practitioner of genre post-1874 as "lacking the language, rhythm, emotion and thought that could move large numbers of people in large public settings."

Look, there are many counters here. The most obvious being that someone needs to hit George off with Nas, Jay or Doom. Somehow I think George would still beef with me over whether it was poetry or not. Fair enough. But if this...

I drink Moet with Medusa, give her shotguns in hell
From the spliff that I lift and inhale..

Or this...

So now your rolling with us, like co-defendants
No phony business, should know the difference
From suprems solo, it's the style ancient as Moses scripture
It's latin kings, black kufis and white justice
Amongst us, crime invades the mind of youngsters...

 Isn't poetry, but Beowulf (which I love also) is. If this...

You heard holler, broad or dude, we need food
Eat your team for sure, the streets sure seem rude.
For fam like the Partridges, pardon me for the mix-up,
Battle for Atari cartridges, put your kicks up.

...isn't poetry but Shakespeare's Sonnet 130 is, than I need to start driving a cab. Maybe I do need to start driving a cab, but for other reasons. Anyway, by George's own definition--having "language, rhythm, emotion and thought that could move large number of people in large public setting"--hip-hop is the most vibrant form of poetry out there today. Even if it doesn't, as I suspect, move George.

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For those who missed it...

Ross offers a counterpoint on torture. Thoughtful as always. If we agreed on it all, there wouldn't be much point.

Franken For The Win

Really starting to look that way.

One thing I don't understand about this "traditional marriage"

In the video below, Rick Warren makes a lot of bigoted statements--his comparison of homosexuality with divorce, and incest is just odious. I don't know if there is a special place in hell for people who say these things, but I know there is a special place in history. Anyway the one obvious thing that gets me about his argument is this idea that marriage has, throughout history, been one man and one woman. No it hasn't. That's a fucking lie. Polygamy is ancient. The idea of an old man marrying a child, which Warren raised, is ancient--it's our modern standards that, rightly, condemn the practice. I'm not up on my Bible studies, but isn't there polygamy in the Bible? Beyond that the "appeal to history" argument is particularly disgusting to me as a black person. But by Warren's logic, we should go back to slavery. It is one of the oldest human traditions, no?

Look, I understand the pragmatic politics at work here. I also understand that Obama, perhaps exposing the flaws of pragmatism, doesn't support gay marriage. But watch that video and tell me how that dude is not a bigot. Even a big tent--at the end of the day--must still be a tent. You have to fucking stand for something. Where is all the Good Crazy now?


Because it's Friday--And Elizabeth Alexander is great

I met Elizabeth Alexander almost a decade ago at Cave Canem, a retreat for young black poets organized by Cornelius Eady and Toi Derricotte. I wasn't quite good enough to get in myself, and was at that point where I was giving up poetry and moving into long-form journalism. So I was there to write a story--I'd kind of sneaked my way in, basically.

What I remember about her is this. I was there covering a workshop she was doing with a group of young poets. Someone had told her I was, myself, aspiring and so before class started, she allowed me to read a poem I was working (about Kenyatta, incidentally) and have it critiqued. I was kind of floored--and the reason why is below.

Elizabeth Alexander is going to present a poem at the inauguration. I don't want to disrespect anyone here with what I'm about to say. But there is an interesting parallel, here again, in the Obama and Clinton selections. Maya Angelou is a very inspirational writer who, I think, has helped a lot of young women through some tough times.

But Elizabeth Alexander is a student, and dare I say, master of the craft. Her work is inspirational in a way that the Great Gatsby, or Mad Men is inspirational, in that it just says so much about who we are. When Clinton picked Maya Angelou it was revolutionary for a lot of young black kids in schools across the country--we had to study that poem in English class. Picking Alexander is a much more subtle move which I hope folks won't miss. Put bluntly, the whole "competence aesthetic" has been extended to the poets also. I'm not dissing Clinton here, or giving undue credit to Obama--this is about the moment in history. So much has changed since then.

In that vein, I offer Alexander's most famous piece,  The Venus Hottentot. I'm embarrassed to say that I hated this poem when I first read it. But I was young and foolish. I knew better after I read it ten more times. Folks that don't know the history can read here. This is, to my mind, one of the best meditation I've ever read on black women and the loss--and I guess reclamation--of control of their physical selves. Even that is kind reductive. Read it and weep. Seriously.

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The only inaugaration question that matters

Has been asked by Jelani:

I'm starting to wonder if Barack is going to kick off the Electric Slide on the National Mall after the inaugural. The combination of Joseph Lowery, Aretha Franklin and Elizabeth Alexander is almost enough to make me think this will be somewhere between a grand state function and the Image Awards.
This really is the question of the day. I'm thinking about the ball. Are these cats gonna bust out the line dancing? Better yet, are they gonna go straight South Side and start stepping? This almost makes me want to be there. Almost.

Best journalism of 2008

Conor, over at Culture11, gives us a very solid list. But, from my personal perspective, one item there deserves special attention--the number Caitlin Flanagan did on Katie Couric, or rather Edward Klein, Couric's "biographer." You know it's good (peach cobbler after a blunt good, if I may) when you're still thinking about it months later. Flanagan's piece was a textbook example of how to review a book of some notoriety, but of questionable weight. I'm not the sort of dude who came up on Katie Couric (or the Today show), and I really only had the vaguest notion of what she meant to a certain set of women.

But Flanagan really nailed it by using her own life and the secret lives of a particular set of mothers, to put Couric, and the Today show, in context. As the piece proceeds, Flanagan basically argues that in becoming a news anchor, Couric may have actually taken a step down. And then, in Jay-Z-like fashion, she gives Klein his half-a-bar:

You're not really a huge power broker of the female variety until some bitchy man writes a nasty biography of you, a literary pap smear meant at once to diagnose and humiliate. Edward Klein, the sort of writer who prefers a book-jacket photo to show him nuzzling a tough-looking canine, would seem the man for the job. Like his earlier book about Hillary Clinton, and like Christopher Byron's book on Martha Stewart and Jerry Oppenheimer's book on Barbara Walters, Klein's Katie: The Real Story proceeds from the notion that of all the forces responsible for his subject's protean success, the least significant is actual talent. According to this logic, the star's fortunes depend entirely on how "nice" her female fans believe her to be; the idea that these famous women might have some expertise or ability of greater value to viewers than the mere force of their apparent pleasantness seems never to occur to these writers.
Anyway, I say all this to note that I was, at the time I read this, struggling to write a review of a book which I thought had little merit, but deserved some sort of response. This piece helped me find a way. I know in this new-fangled age, the young whipper-snappers no longer dream of writing long hauls in places like the Atlantic. But if a few of you are out there and you still do indeed dream, that Flanagan piece is really a great place to start.

December 18, 2008

Owned IMO

This will leave a mark:

Staff members were encouraged to ignore new Web sites like The Page, written by Time's Mark Halperin, and Politico, both of which had gained instant cachet among the Washington smarty-pants set. "If Politico and Halperin say we're winning, we're losing," Obama's campaign manager, David Plouffe, would repeat mantralike around headquarters.
Heh, they could add all the Atlantic blogs to the list, for all I care. I wouldn't want Tom Landry letting beat writers run his offense back in the day, anymore than I want to see David Plouffe doing long-form journalism. Or blogging. Folks need to play their position. On that note I never understood why Howard Wolfson let Drudge run his life. Media is powerful. But not that powerful.

The NAACP threatens boycott of the networks

And I bet the networks are shivering in their boots. These guys are late to the party. I started my own boycott months ago--not because I wanted more black people on TV, but because I wanted TV to suck less. There are some good aspects of segregation--namely, you get to equate bad television with white people, in much the same manner that folks equate hip-hop with black people. But the NAACP's call for more shows like "Moesha" and "The Steve Harvey Show," increasingly makes that sort of high-minded stand untenable. Fucking civil rights people. They ruin it for everyone.

Seriously though, this sort of racial head-counting reminds me that all wars waged by black people, are not my wars.

More on torture

Commenter Nuada hits on something I actually missed:

Truman made his decision with the full knowledge that the world would someday judge him by his actions. You drop a nuclear weapon on a populated city, it's not going to go unnoticed. So the choice between being condemned for incinerating tens of thousand of women and children within the blink of the eye or being condemned for extending a war that, at the very least, killed thousands more of your own citizens that necessarily surely weighed heavily on his mind.

Bush on the other hand, did what he did in secret, or tried to anyway. If his administration had it's way, very little if any of this would have ever been debated in the light of day. They were too cowardly to face the music, either of their own citizens or of history.

Indeed, there really isn't much subterfuge involved in dropping a nuclear weapon on Japan--everyone knows who did it and why. But subterfuge and outright deception were key elements of this administration's policy on torture. It wasn't simply a matter of going to the dark-side. It was a matter of going to the dark-side, and then when the true consequences became known pretending that it was a matter of a few bad apples when it was actually administration policy,

One lesson I've taken from all of this is to be more skeptical of power. I'm generally skeptical of the left, not out of any disdain, but quite the opposite. I consider myself a lefty and I want us to make the strongest arguments in the most convincing fashion. I'm skeptical of the left, because I'm skeptical of myself, and I've always thought that if I were skeptical of myself, then I stood a very good chance of dealing with my rhetorical enemies.

But in this case, seemingly the most wildest dreams of the Left actually turned out to be reality. I was very mildly anti-war--I had a kind of "I see your point" stance--but I didn't believe that WMD simply didn't exist, that Bush and co. were actively cooking the intelligence. I thought pulling out of the Geneva Conventions was wrong, but I really didn't think it would lead Abu Gharaib. And when Abu Gharaib happened, I doubted it was "a few bad apples" but I didn't think it neccessarily went all the way up the chain.

I have no explanation here--I feel like I got taken by Madoff. I'm embarrassed that I was so easily taking of my guard. Perhaps I am just a bad judge. Perhaps this redeems the politics of the left. I don't know. I think that the desire to remake the world in your ideal image is strong. After 9/11, America basically gave Bush the capitol to do exactly that, and he attempted to do exactly that with virtually no humility and no respect for his own weaknesses or the strengths of his enemies. That shoe-throwing moment was the capper--a blatant act of disrespect toward a man who yelled "bring em on," but had no answer when it was ultimately brought. Bush made a fool of himself. And thus made fools of us all.

I think the incoming administration is much smarter, and more self-aware...But I've been wrong before.

Our latest entrant into the blogosphere...

Is the truly awesome Jelani Cobb. You guys have probably seen me link his essays before. It's good to see him taking up the sword. Besides being a beautiful writer, Jelani is also a proffessor of History at Spelman. Anyway enough starbursts. Here he is arguing for a better class of corrupt politician:

Whatever the ultimate outcome of the Rod Blagojevich affair this much is clear: his primary offense is not being corrupt but in being boring and vapid. Once, in the days when women had names like Madge and men still smoked cigarettes on fire escapes, American politicians offered entertainment and charisma in exchange for their dishonesty...

Curley. Long. Tweed. Daley. These were men who took pride in their work and gave the historians something to work with. Even their names carried a sort of adjectival flourish. But just as the end of the Cold War took with it the days when assassins were talented professionals (even the failed attempts at knocking someone off -- Castro's exploding cigar, for instance -- betrayed a certain flair for originality) ours is an era of failed corrupt imaginations. These days the Dark Hand guys cannot manage to rubout a garden-variety former-agent-turned-dissident without leaving a radioactive cookie trail all the way back to Moscow. It's enough to make Lenin roll over in his cryogenic crypt were that not also a casualty of the new order.

But I digress.

Blagojevich's contribution to history is a mouthful of unwieldy consonants and the boyish cowlick camouflaging his forehead. Material for cartoonist but hardly enough to build a decent conspiracy theory. Daley's hand in the election of 1960, now that will be fodder for barroom speculation into the next century. James Curley allegedly sold pardons to convicts when he was governor of Massachusetts,  won his first political campaign despite the fact that he was in a jail cell and later served two years as mayor of Boston while incarcerated. Boss Tweed was convicted of stealing somewhere between 40 and 200 million, escaped from prison and managed to make it all the way to Spain before he was apprehended. These were guys who could inspire assassins and outsized shows of public mourning. Compared to that kind of gifted graft, Blagojevich's ham-fisted declarations ("I want money!" "This fucking thing is golden!") sounds downright amateurish.

Indeed to my mind, Blago is disgrace to urban America's fine and respectable history of corruption.

Quid pro quo or it's Senator Blagojevich

Seriously, I'm launching a one-man crusade to get this Spencer Ackerman joint on urban radio. My son loves it almost as much as the original. So for the next few weeks, prepare to see this vid popping up randomly from time to time.

The wild and wooly world of post-racial America

From rikyrah:

Coates,

Jesse Jackson, Jr. is a SNITCH.

LOL

he should stand up and be proud about it.

I don't know if I can function in this new post-racial America. Yesterday on the train to Baltimore I helped a white lady with her bags--and she seemed perfectly confident that I wouldn't make off with them. And now comes news that black men from the South Side are bragging about the speed at which they drop dime. Indeed, what's next? Toby Kieth covering "Rebel Without A Pause?" Jay-Z converting to HInduism? High-end chefs serving bean pie for desert? Actually that last one would be so awesome. The Muslim Sleeping Pill (hot bean pie and a scoop of vanilla ice cream) gone high end.


Fools


Sgwhite gives us the following:

Memo to all other married N.F.L. players, never EVER go to a strip club that has cameras on the inside, with your jump off, on the same night your teammate shoots himself in the leg.
Jeebus, the news just keeps getting worse and worse for Antonio Pierce of the Giants. In a minute I am betting him and Plaxico are gonna have a Shaq/Kobe beef going over all the trouble Plax has got him in. But I have to ask, who goes into a strip club that has cameras in it? I can just about guarantee you that "Head Quarters" is about to see a significant drop in business. Ill just tease you with the lead to the whole story, but you GOTTA go to the New York Post website to to see just how bad the put him on blast as only the Post can.
Seems Pierce went to a strip-club with another woman right before going to the club with Plax--where Plax proceeded to shoot himself. I think this is why it's hard to repeat in football. People who were tough a season earlier start thinking it was easy. And people who were always shaky reveal themselves to be who you knew they were all along.

It is of course worth noting...

As many commenters have said that Joe Lowery will be there too. Here's Lowery showing no mercy on a sitting president. Following that is, as many of you know, my favorite Lowery sermon.

UPDATE: It's also worth noting that Lowery is fairly outspoken supporter of gay marriage.




It's hell up in Bridgeport

You best protect your neck:

54 percent of Connecticut voters said they disapproved of the way Lieberman is handling his job, while 38 percent said they approved. The numbers are the lowest approval ratings Lieberman has faced since the poll started tracking his popularity...

Forty-two percent of those surveyed said Lieberman's support for Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) during the presidential election made them think less favorably of him; 43 percent of voters said it made no difference. 30 percent of those who supported Lieberman in his 2006 general election said they would now vote for someone other than Lieberman if the election were held again today.

Lieberman's colleague, Sen. Chris Dodd (D-Conn.), also faces tough approval numbers. 47 percent of Connecticut voters said they approved of the way Dodd is handling his job, while 41 percent they disapproved. A 50 percent approval rating is considered healthy for incumbent politicians.


A hamfisted moderation

It's not shocking that Obama is inviting Rick Warren to do the invocation. It just seems like a rather obvious move to embrace the "new" religious right. I find it interesting that Warren crafted this new "moderate" personality just as his old allies were going down. Maybe it's moderation. But I can't find much daylight between a dude who equates gay marriage with incest and the old right.

Andrew sees the hallmarks of wedge politics. Possibly. But I don't think this is a play for the homophobe vote, in the way Reagan's Philadelphia deal, or Clinton's Sista Souljah deal were plays for the racist vote. A better--if somewhat obscure--parallel is the move by my alma mater, Howard University in 1989, to put Lee Atwater on the board of trustees. Atwater had just finished with Willie Horton, but the administration was willing to overlook that in hopes of gaining the sort of access Atwater offered. Likewise, I'd bet Obama wants access to evangelicals. Atwater eventually withdrew after Howard's students and faculty basically embarrassed the University. The lesson there is obvious, even if the means and times are different.

December 17, 2008

The great liberal let-down

Meant to post this last week. Here's Ezra and Eve having about as sane a discussion as you can have on this topic.

Liberal Interventionism

Following up on our convo this week and last about the ethics of humanitarianism and intervention, Matt gives us the following:

...when skeptics of far-flung war-fighting hear that someone or other wants to do more to prevent mass killings of civilians abroad, they shouldn't just assume that what the person has in mind is starting a lot of new wars. That is what Robert Kagan and Max Boot have in mind. And it's what some Democrats have in mind, too. But other people -- usually the people with a real interest in humanitarian issues and the crisis-afflicted regions, rather then generic Very Serious People -- are talking about actually finding ways to prevent people from being killed, not finding new pretexts for killing people.
I think this is a valuable point. We shouldn't confuse people who throw on the cloak of "humanitarianism" because they like the idea of remaking the world via air-power, with people who are actually heartbroken by shit like Darfur. There certainly are right-wing evangelicals who are really concerned about, say, the effects of war in Africa. I just never got the feeling that Bill Kristol was one of those guys.

In defense of torture

Ross gives us a fairly thoughtful untangling of his complicated feelings about torture. If I may, I'd quibble with one point. Ross puts Bush's torture advocacy in historical perspective, correctly point out that while torture may be a betrayal of American ideals, it actually isn't a betrayal of America's actual political tradition:

For instance: The use of the atomic bomb. I think it's very, very difficult to justify Harry Truman's decision to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki in any kind of plausible just-war framework, and if that's the case then the nuclear destruction of two Japanese cities - and indeed, the tactics employed in our bombing campaigns against Germany and Japan more broadly - represents a "war crime" that makes Abu Ghraib look like a trip to Pleasure Island. (And this obviously has implications for the justice of our entire Cold War nuclear posture as well.) But in so thinking, I also have to agree with Richard Frank's argument that "it is hard to imagine anyone who could have been president at the time (a spectrum that includes FDR, Henry Wallace, William O. Douglas, Harry Truman, and Thomas Dewey) failing to authorize use of the atomic bombs" - in so small part because I find it hard to imagine myself being in Truman's shoes and deciding the matter differently, my beliefs about just-war principle notwithstanding.
He then continues:

The same difficulty obtains where certain forms of torture are concerned. If I find it hard to condemn Harry Truman for incinerating tens of thousands of Japanese civilians, even though I think his decision probably violated the moral framework that should govern the conduct of war, I certainly find it hard to condemn the waterboarding of, say, a Khalid Sheikh Muhammed in the aftermath of an event like 9/11, and with more such attacks presumably in the planning stages.
I think this is a bait and switch.  Ross's point that he can't imagine himself doing anything different than Truman, doesn't really exonerate Truman, basically because neither Ross--nor I--would ever be president. I'd argue that a leaders are not simply supposed to be carbon-copy representatives of our emotions, but that they're supposed to see more, they are supposed to be better than. Asking ourselves what we would do, were we in Bush's shoes is likely to only prove that we'd be very mediocre presidents.

Much stronger is Ross's point  that basically anyone other potential president in Truman's shoes  would have done the same thing as Truman. But you simply can't make the same argument about Bush. Indeed, it's not even clear that every potential Republican president would have approved of water-boarding. I think you can fairly argue that Truman was in something of a historical--if not moral--bind. Some people will argue that Bush was also. But for the point Ross makes about Truman to be true of Bush, he would need to prove that Al Gore, and even John McCain, a torture victim himself, would have approved of water-boarding.

I'd love to see that proof.

More jungle love for the jungle loved

This should be interesting. Jeff has agreed to discuss his weird, compelling attraction to black women (something about the neck-rolling, I think), if I'll discuss my hot Hebrew love-goddess fantasies...Wait. Oh yeah. That's next week.

Ahem. Moving right along. In this week's issue of "Black and Jewish relations--emphasis on relations," I discuss my hatred of the white she-devil, spawn of Yacub, and Jeff chants "Death to the Goyim! But especially the shiksa!!"

JG: You know, nowadays, in liberal Jewish circles, it's considered a little odiferous to mention that you'd rather have people stay in than go out.  I can't imagine it's the same in liberal black circles, but is it?  Do you get pushback when you talk about the importance of this kind of solidarity? 

TC: It depends what circles.  In New York, you can't really say that.  In Atlanta you can.  In D.C. you probably can.  In L.A., I bet you can't.  The thing is the higher you go up - at least in New York - for whatever reason shit gets more integrated.  In Atlanta and D.C., there are worlds filled with high-level people and all of them are black, and interracial marriage is rare.  It is just not the case here.  Even in Harlem.

JG: It's funny how quickly things turn - a generation ago in the Jewish community, especially in New York, it was just assumed that you'd marry in, and people who didn't do so were looked at as outliers - not Malcolm Gladwell outliers, outliers like "Why'd you do that?" outliers.  I remember meeting a couple of kids in school who were the products of intermarriages, and, particularly in my ethnically-charged New York environment, they seemed to be sort of homeless.  But now it's rude, in many circles, to even advocate for in-marriage.  And by the way, just so you understand, I'm not for in-marriage - if that's what you call it - because I'm prejudiced against everyone but Jews. (Actually, there's a lot of Jews who think I am especially prejudiced against Jews - you should read my mail). This has nothing to do with outsiders; this is only about self-preservation. We've been around for a long time, and my suspicion is that there's a reason for this.  I'm not diving into theology here, but I have this feeling that peoples don't survive the way the Jews have survived for nothing.  That said, intermarriage has in some ways revitalized the Jewish community - converts, everyone knows, make the best Jews.  And the byproducts of intermarriage - well, all I have to say is Scarlet Johannson. (You didn't know, did you?) Black-Jewish marriage, of course, has brought us Joshua Redman, Lisa Bonet, Lenny Kravitz, Slash, and Sophie Okenedo.  As Adam Sandler would say, not too shabby.  I know a lot of Jews who say that if Jews are going to marry out, they might as well marry African-Americans.  I know this sounds strange (it certainly would have sounded crazy to my grandmother) but at least when you marry an African-American, you're getting someone who already understands Passover.
And so on...

Headed to Baltimore in the Ford Explorer

Folks,

I'm traveling today to B-More today for work. I've assembled a few entries for your viewing pleasure, but things will be moving at a slower clip. Sorry guys. You all know the rules. Resist the entreaties of trolls, and don't say anything to anyone that you wouldn't say in their presence.

Consider this your open thread.

December 16, 2008

The Irony of the American Blogosphere

I wanted to pull this out of so as not to derail the thread below. Here's Cobb on liberals and utopianism:

...any book that makes a broad call for caution against a kind of state-sponsored rationalist utopianism, gets a thumbs up from this Conservative. That is the fundamental lesson that we keep trying to teach. But when Jonah Goldberg says so, y'all get hysterical.
Right. Because attempting to establish a Jeffersonian democracy in Iraq and remake the Middle East is the height of realism. Look, you can make the case that there was bipartisan support for the Iraq War because, well, there was. But here's what you can't do: Having watched one of the greatest foreign policy overreaches in American history committed with the near-uniform support of conservative institutions, committed while conservatives controlled every major branch of government, you can't ever, in any seriousness, pretend that utopianism is somehow merely the product of a brain addled by liberalism. I find it amazing that such a charge would be made in a discussion Neibhur. Simply amazing

The Atlantic should never have put me on

Apparently employers are being instructed to avoid WoW players:

...employers specifically instruct him not to send them World of Warcraft players. He said there is a belief that WoW players cannot give 100% because their focus is elsewhere, their sleeping patterns are often not great, etc.
Yeah as opposed to say 20 and 30-somethings whose drinking and bar-hopping make for great sleeping patterns and stellar focus. Or Jennifer Aniston fans who wile away the scrolling through various sites to see what her latest comment on Bradgelina. Or TNC readers who...Oh, wait. No, you guys are great. Your doing a civic duty. I'm sure your employers understand.

A thought on politicians shouting Niebuhr

I'm about a third of the way through The Irony of American History, and one thing I don't understand is how any national politician could ever cite Niebuhr as any sort of influence. That is too categorical. What I'm trying to say is this book seems to be a call for a national humility, a broad caution against a kind of state-sponsored rationalist utopianism, as well as caution against the sort of "American Exceptionalism" that's basically taken as a given for anyone running for president. Am I reading this wrong? It seems to be president you have to not simply be proud of your country, but believe that it virtually on a mission from God. Is Niebuhr just another MLK? Some guy people shout-out because it sounds good, meanwhile ignoring the persons more politically unpopular opinions? Again, I'm only a third of the way through. I could have this wrong.

Sorry for the lack of politics

There will be more today--reading the Senate report on torture now. In the meanwhile, Matt had a post on MSNBC's "coverage" of Blagogate which explains why I've avoided it:

...this morning on MSNBC there was a lengthy discussion of Obama's involvement in Blagojevich's corruption. Of course, there was no evidence of any involvement on Obama's part. Nor, despite this being a news channel, was there any original reporting of any kind whatsoever. There was, however, a ton of time spent criticizing the Obama campaign's PR strategy with regard to this issue -- the suggestion being that had Obama adopted a better PR strategy, then people wouldn't be on television making evidence-free guilt-by-association accusations against him.

This str[uck] me as odd. The people making the accusations kept acknowledging that they had no evidence. One might think that communicating to television personalities the fact that there was no evidence of wrongdoing on Obama's part would constitute a good PR strategy. Given that they knew there was no evidence of wrongdoing, they should have ceased implying that there was wrongdoing. But they didn't do that at all. Not, I would submit, because of any failings on Obama's part, but because Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski, John Heileman, Mark Halperin, and Pat Buchanan don't care at all about the accuracy of the impression their coverage gives.

Eventually, they got around to the idea that Obama hadn't criticized Blagojevich in sufficiently harsh terms and that the reason for this was that Blagojevich has unrelated dirt on Obama and/or Rahm Emmannuel. Several of them deemed that likely, though none of them had any evidence for this proposition.

I actually watched some of this on the net yesterday. In the segment I saw, the regular panel along with Ed Rendell were attacking the Obama team, not for any dealings with Blago, but for not managing "the media" well enough. I kept thinking, "But wait, that's you! You're the media!!"


With a crime record like Charles Manson...

Well not quite...Props to Ryan for the link.


I was supposed to be writing the most beautiful poems

So, I've been fooling around with the Itunes Genius. And for a cat like me who is totally out of the music-loop, it's a God-send. Music used to be such a collective experience for me. I have specific memories of hearing "Verbal Intercourse" in the efficiency on 14th and Euclid I shared with my older brother. I can see the weed-smoke, and the NBA Live flickering on the screen. And then I can remember the next day, hopping the shuttle to campus, and debating with half of Howard over Nas's verse. Everyone was banging that joint.

But as I get older, music becomes a kind of singular pursuit. Usually it's just me and Kenyatta, and half the stuff we're into feels so obscure. Excepting TVOTR, we don't even know people who listen to this sort of thing. Anyway, as it happens I was listening to TVOTR the other day, and scrolling through the reccommendations. It's wierd thing advancing through your 30s. You end up rocking out with your lady and your kid, listening to shit like this. It's a long way from Mondawmin Mall.

Let him in

Cao is the second non-black congressman who represents a majority black district. It looks like Cao is going try to get admitted to the Caucus:

Now Vietnamese-American Republican Anh "Joseph" Cao, who defeated disgraced Rep. William Jefferson in Louisiana, is hinting that he might make an effort to join the CBC. The caucus should let him in, along with anyone else who wants to join. Like Cohen, Cao will be representing a mostly black district. I don't see the CBC as any different from any other Congressional group formed around a specific set of principles, and I understand the CBC's desire to keep itself focused on the unique circumstances and desires of their constituents. But people like Cao should be let in, if only because excluding them causes more problems than it's worth. Those people interested in crafting a policy agenda that caters to the needs of constituents in America's mostly black districts will remain part of the caucus. Those who are just trying to make a point will eventually leave, and once it's clear that anyone who wants to can join, it will cease being an issue worth making a big deal about. And we won't have to listen to Republican histrionics about "reverse racism."
Indeed. It's one thing to have a Caucus specifically interested in the welfare of African-Americans. It's another to have a private, race-based, social club. The whole "reverse discrimination" deal has about as much truck with me as Newt Gingrich fear of "gay Nazis." But this fight is stupid on two counts. 1.) As Adam points out, tactically, you have absolutely nothing to gain. 2.) You're just wrong. HBCUs are clearly set up to educate black kids--but they don't bar white kids from coming. They just tell them to expect a heavy dose of Baldwin--as they should.

December 15, 2008

The arrogance of Barack Obama

Sgwhite points us to this story over at Politico which was just made for bloggers:

In Barack Obama's appearance last month on CBS's "60 Minutes," the conversation turned to the president-elect's long-time love of Lincoln.

"There is a wisdom there," Obama told interviewer Steve Kroft, "and a humility about his approach to government, even before he was president, that I just find very helpful."

Humility? Obama's frequent invocations of Abraham Lincoln -- a man enshrined in myth and marble with his own temple on the National Mall -- would not at first blush say much about his own instincts for modesty or self-effacement.

And now there are early rumblings of a backlash to Obama's ostentatious embrace of all things Lincoln, with his not-so-subtle invitations to compare the 44th president to the 16th, the "Savior of the Union."

Simply put, some scholars think the comparisons have gone a bit over the top hat.
Let us leave aside the fact that it takes some serious semantic games to turn a comment on Obama's admiration of Lincoln into him making the comparison. Let us leave aside, Politico's "backlash" consists of two historians--one of them being Sean Wilentz. Let us also mercifully ignore that the Politco, in a shocking bit of unwitting humor and irony, headlined their own story"Strawman."

No, let us focus on the authors. The name of one them--Alexander Burns--rings a bell. I wonder why? Oh yeah, Bell has written about Obama and Lincoln before. Or more to the point, he interview Doris Kearns Goodwin about the comparisons. Surely he would not have insinuated any comparison between Obama and Lincoln in that interview, would he? Certainly he had taken that opportunity to furrow his brow at the such facile, flavor of the moment comparisons, hadn't he? Hadn't he??

Start your own blog

That's what frequent poster sgwhite did. Check him out folks. I hope this doesn't mean he's cutting back. Who else will share in my despair over the Boys?

Robocop Rap

Sent to me via e-mail. Man, I had forgotten how violent this flick was...

The new Wolverine movie will suck...

I really, really, really wanted to write a post telling you why. It's my right, you know. But I can't do that. Not after seeing this. What's the word I'm looking for? Oh, yeah...Snikt!

 X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE HD

It's tasteless because it isn't funny

Not the other way around. It's fine to make fun of blind people, and black people. You can even blind, black people. You can even have someone playing who's neither blind, nor black doing it. There's only one rule--Motherfucker, Be Funny. I'm sorry but Fred Armisen just isn't--and why he's playing Obama, and now Paterson is beyond me. This skit sucked. Bad make-up. Bad Jokes. Bad imitation. Just bad. Maybe it doesn't mean anything in particular. I don't lilke Keenan's Al Sharpton either. Their performances are totally external. How they can do this, after Tina Fey upped the game, is beyond me.

And when I swing my sword, they all impeachable

Heh, Spencer Ackerman brings the ruckus...No, seriously...

Gaming addiction

Over at Terra Nova, Nick Yee looks at this silly manufactured disorder:

As I noted in Daedalus also two years back, taking away the game doesn't solve the problem because gaming problems are not fundamentally rooted in the technology. Calling it a "gaming addiction" distracts us from the real problems.
This is a subject I know well. My first year in New York, when not writing or taking the boy to pre-school, I spent every hour playing Everquest. Addicted? Nah. My life was just a mess. I was a 26-year old kid, with a one-year old kid. I think our household income was somewhere around $35k--95 percent of it generated by Kenyatta. I'd been fired from an altie-paper in Philly a year earlier, and virtually all of my magazine pitches were eliciting little or no response. A bad time for the empire, indeed.

What changed? I got a job delivering Italian food in Park Slope and a part-time, minority fellowship at the Village Voice. Oh yeah, and my parents, afraid for their grandson, helped out whenever they could. I remember my Dad coming up from B-More, and taking me to get some Ethiopian food. I got to dinner, and I couldn't even properly conversate--I think I was just stunned at the level of Fail in my life. Me and Kenyatta were struggling to pay some bill and had no idea how we'd do it. Every two minutes, the phrase "You're broke and you fail" would scroll in front of mind.

Anyway, afterward, I walked him to West 4th so he could catch subway to the Amtrak. We exchanged a pound and then walked off. I got maybe 40 feet and then he yells out "Ta-Nehisi."  I walked back and he was going through his pockets."I almost forgot, I wanted to give you some money, but I don't have any cash." He then wrote me a check right there, on the spot. I think it was, like, for $100, but back then, it felt like 10 Gs.

Meh, rambling and reminiscing as usual. The point is, I was in a bad place, and I was using Everquest as a way out. But it could have been any number of other things--food, women, television, weed, strip-clubs--whatever. The point is, it was me.

Everquest did suck, though...

Thug Passion explained

This deserves its own post.

What goes in a Thug Passion and will drinking one give me street cred?
Tom C replies:

A Thug Passion sounds like some not recommended combination of Cognac and grapefruit juice.
Meh, grapefruit juice--too many vitamins. Black people don't "do" antioxidants.

Seriously though, Thug Passion is the epitome of drank--Alize mixed with Congac--made famous by Tupac Shakur. I loved it in college on a Friday--must of lost half my freelance checks to the stuff. Those were the days when I was still amazed that they actually paid people to write. Later I graduated to Jack and Coke. Now I'm straight Macallan. Soon there will be cigars. Then  I'll write an article about how I'm not really black anymore.

UPDATE:
Commenter Bruce questions my knowledge of Thug Passion. In all seriousness, I googled around. Apparently there is some debate about this. Fascinating. Apparently there are two versions. One features Alize and Henny, the other Alize and champagne. Hmm, somehow I think both will leave you feeling the same way in the morning.

Gingrich reaches out to Cao...

Newt is offering to be a liaison to the black community for Joseph Cao. Could be interesting, I guess. Gingrich has not been without thoughts on race--he gets credit for at least attempting to craft a conservative answer to Obama's race speech. Still--even with black turn-out, depressed--I bet Cao learned a thing or two, himself, about reaching black voters.

Post-racialism--the mortal enemy of my career

I don't know about you guys, but this whole post-racial thing is ruining my life. Before 2008, I made a decent living doing what all black writers do--telling white people they were racist. It was a simple life. I'd call up a one of my effete, liberal, New York, latte-sipping, preferably Jewish, editors and pitch my latest diatribe inveighing against the evils of Trent Lott, Giuliani and Vanilla Ice. I'd write it up in five minutes, send it in and a check would appear a month later. It was an easy care-free life. But this Barack Obama thing, this "from the snows of Iowa" bit, this whole "there is the United States of America" spiel, is killing my mojo. 

For instance, I saw this story today headlined "Many Insisting Barack Obama Is Not Black." When I read the nut graff, I thought I had a winner:

A perplexing new chapter is unfolding in Barack Obama's racial saga: Many people insist that "the first black president" is actually not black.

Debate over whether to call this son of a white Kansan and a black Kenyan biracial, African-American, mixed-race, half-and-half, multiracial _ or, in Obama's own words, a "mutt" _ has reached a crescendo since Obama's election shattered assumptions about race.

Any time I see race used in the vicinity of the words like "crescendo" or "shattered assumptions,"  one word pops in my head--Payday. I thought I'd just write up a quick post showing how the unwillingness of White America to accept Obama as black, demonstrated that racism had truly wormed its way into all of their black hears. Then I'd mix up some Thug Passion, and invoice the Atlantic for $1000. It was going to be lovely

But, then I actually read the article, and from what I can tell there are only two people in the story--one of them being some dude writing into a local Florida paper--who actually constitute this crescendo. And that's when I realized I couldn't write my post, that I wouldn't be a getting a check from the Atlantic.

Which leads me to my real point, here. White folks--we have a problem. Seriously, how can I run a blog when you won't conform to the two-dimensional caricatures laid out for you by reputable news organizations like AP? What am I supposed to do now?

Hey, I know! I'll fashion a career attacking lazy-ass journalism, authored by reporters who've written the nut-graph and headline before they've even picked up the phone. I don't even have to do any excoriating! These guys parody themselves! Oh man, Thug Passion all around!

Naming parks after Klan founders

Publius on Tennessee's Nathan Bedford Forrest State Park:

Given my upbringing, I have a higher tolerance for this crap than I should. I know, for instance, that many people view this stuff innocently from a subjective perspective (not defending, just explaining). I also draw the line at removing statues and other artwork. I didn't like it when the Taliban destroyed art it found distasteful, so I think old statues should remain too.

But naming a park is different. It just seems like a gratuitous insult that could be easily remedied without sacrificing art or history or whatever. Plus, it's Nathan Bedford Forrest. I mean, he was selected as the first Grand Wizard of the KKK for God's sake. I know there is some back and forth about Forrest's leadership role, but that's beside the point. He was selected as the Grand Wizard, clearly played a significant role in the early organization, and has become closely associated with it.

Tennessee taxpayers should be proud.


What a way to go out...

...Out like a sucka.

December 14, 2008

NFL Open Thread

Sorry this is late. Ravens looking good.

Not optimistic about my Boys tonight. I was listening to Martellius Bennett yesterday talk about the game. Not encouraging.

David Gregory talks really, really fast

Slow down son, you're killin em...

Man, you can really see the difference between cable and network. It was his first time out. I'm sure he'll get better. He seemed...off and contentious in places, where you don't really need to be and in ways that can't really help ("And who is the governor??")


December 12, 2008

Thought for the day

Moments ago, I finished Bacevich's The Limits of Power. It's a great book that's left me wondering what I think about a lot of things--Obama, oil policy and humanitarian intervention. I don't know how to say this, but my instincts now tell me that it's a lot easier to condemn folks for not intervening in Rwanda, then to grapple with having to put a country back together again. I am not saying it was right to not intervene. Yet. I'm not prepared to go there. But if I'm going to do the thought experiment with the herioic rescue and Holocaust averted, I want to follow it all the way through.

Most importantly though, this book just made me buy another book--Niebuhr's The Irony of American History. I feel ignorant admitting this, but I wasn't up on Niebuhr until a couple years ago. That's what the fuck I get for dropping out.

UPDATE:
Here's a link to a good Bill Moyers interview with Bacevich.

Because It's Friday...

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Colin Powell shouts out the Boogie Down

This is just great...

A bad time for the Empire, and other NFL talk

The worst, it seems, has come to pass:

As the preseason Super Bowl favorites struggle in the final month of the season to simply make the playoffs, wide receiver Terrell Owens has expressed resentment toward Tony Romo, apparently jealous of the quarterback's relationship with tight end Jason Witten. Owens thinks Romo and Witten -- close friends and road roommates who came to Dallas in the same offseason -- hold private meetings and create plays without including Owens, according to a source who speaks regularly with Owens' teammates. Owens believes these discussions have worked to his detriment and Romo seeks to deliver the ball to Witten regardless of whether Owens is open.
Sensitive thugs, ya'll all need hugs. Ed Werder is a pretty good reporter, so I'm pretty sure this is real. What a time to be a Cowboys fan. Anyway, what's everyone else looking at this weekend? And, just as I sidenote, I love Deacon Jones.

A quick rant

Here is an unfriendly reminder about thread-jacking. Don't do it. If you're unhappy with the selection of topics--send me an e-mail and suggest something you want to hear about. I will do my best to work it in.

Rudeness is probably my greatest pet peeve, and the internet doesn't change that. The thread-jacker is a man who comes to the Christmas party dressed as the Easter Bunny, and then demands that everyone else dress as the Easter Bunny too.

For the 99 percent, who've never even considered thread-jacking, I apologize for this rant. I reserve the right, every once in a while, to be an asshole myself.

Because It's Friday...

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Pragmatism and evil

Chris Hayes offers up a must-read analysis of the Obama apparatchiks, the media stenographers, and acolytes of perceived wisdom who claim pragmatism has won out over ideology:

...through a kind of collective category error, they have alighted on a far more general moral to the story: ideology, in any form, is dangerous. "Obama's victory does not signal a shift in ideology in this country," wrote Roger Simon in Politico. "It signals that the American public has grown weary of ideologies." No less an ideologue than Pat Buchanan has come to this same understanding: "If there is a one root cause to the Bush failures," he wrote, "it has been his fatal embrace of ideology."

If "pragmatic" is the highest praise one can offer in DC these days, "ideological" is perhaps the sharpest slur. And it is by this twisted logic that the crimes of the Bush cabinet are laid at the feet of the blogosphere, that the sins of Paul Wolfowitz end up draped upon the slender shoulders of Dennis Kucinich.

...in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, "pragmatists" of all stripes--Alan Dershowitz, Richard Posner--lined up to offer tips and strategies on how best to implement a practical and effective torture regime; but ideologues said no torture, no exceptions. Same goes for the Iraq War, which many "pragmatic" lawmakers--Hillary Clinton, Arlen Specter--voted for and which ideologues across the political spectrum, from Ron Paul to Bernie Sanders, opposed. Of course, by any reckoning, the war didn't work. That is, it failed to be a practical, nonideological improvement to the nation's security.
It's funny how that works. I can remember in 2003 when the anti-war nutty left was mobilizing against the war, and people like Wolfowitz were seen as the adults. And yet the lesson isn't that Wolfowitz was a nut--but that the left is still nuts. People for get that there is pragmatic, if ultimately flawed, case for torture. Anyway, the piece gradually picks up steam when Hayes puts pragmatism in historical perspective and looks at Obama in relation to his hero:

Both senses of the word also course through the life of Obama's hero, Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln was, most historians agree, deeply pragmatic in the first sense. As the cable news networks have reminded us ad nauseam, Lincoln brought political foes and countering viewpoints into his cabinet, creating a "team of rivals" that many see as a blueprint for Obama. (When Kroft asked Obama if this was the case, he replied that Lincoln was "a very wise man.") Lincoln was also pragmatic about the institution he helped end: "If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it," he wrote to newspaper editor Horace Greeley in August 1862, "and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that."

This is a kind of pragmatism that to our modern ears comes close to colluding with evil, and it shows how even the most "pragmatic" decisions are embedded in a hierarchy of values: in this case the integrity of the nation over the human rights of millions of its residents. But as Louis Menand argued in his book The Metaphysical Club, the sentiment expressed in Lincoln's letter to Greeley was widely shared: "For many white Americans after 1865, the abolitionists were the century's villains.... They had driven a wedge into white America, and they did it because they had become infatuated with an idea. They marched the nation to the brink of self-destruction in the name of an abstraction."

No one should ever, ever forget that Lincoln said that. Not because it makes him a bad president, but because points to the limits of naked untempered, pragmatism. Indeed the history of black people in this country offers evidence that pragmatism is, itself, just another ideology. Lincoln may well have been a great president, but on arguably the most vexing question facing this country, his record is mixed. He opposed slavery as an institution, but also opposed equality and voting rights for blacks. To my mind, his thoughts on race were pedestrian, ordinary, and unimpressive. He was, in a word, pragmatic.

The true idealogue was Frederick Douglass--mostly because he really had no other choice, if he wanted to live free. Pragmatism doesn't allow you to physically resist slavery as Douglass did. Pragmatism doesn't tell you to flee North. It's principle--and what is ideology, but a core of unmoving principles--that made Douglass an abolitionist. It's principle that told Douglass he had the right to love whoever he wanted. Meanwhile pragmatism gave us one the most cowardly and shameful acts in this country's history--the retreat out of the South, which left blacks at the mercy of a thugocracy.

As Hayes, reminds us, we should be skeptical of those who make a fetish of pragmatism. The scariest thing, to me, about Barack Obama's cabinet is that many of the people who are saluting him, the ones celebrating his "pragmatism" and alleged rejection of the nutty left, are the same people who were dead wrong about the greatest foreign policy question of our era. That's just a feeling, But it's the reason why I get so vexed over reporters parroting the talking points of any administration. Our job is to think, to question--not to babble on about the latest cute handle Obama has awarded to his cabinet.


I think this is it for Jr.

At least for now. McCain came back from Keating, so who knows. I don't know how much Jrr. knew. Hard to believe he was in the dark, and even if he was, he's responsible for people doing dirt in his name. Man, this one will hurt:

As Gov. Rod Blagojevich was trying to pick Illinois' next U.S. senator, businessmen with ties to both the governor and U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. discussed raising at least $1 million for Blagojevich's campaign as a way to encourage him to pick Jackson for the job, the Tribune has learned.

Blagojevich made an appearance at an Oct. 31 luncheon meeting at the India House restaurant in Schaumburg sponsored by Oak Brook businessman Raghuveer Nayak, a major Blagojevich supporter who also has fundraising and business ties to the Jackson family, according to several attendees and public records

Jackson Sr. denies any role


ABC does the math....Or just talks to Jackson...

Don't pump fake me now...

December 11, 2008

A spokesperson for a people, for a people without a spokesperson

I have heard, and been moved, by your desire to be as stereotyped, dehumanized and generally strawmanned in the manner that this blog does white and black people. Why should only the blacks have a Lando Calrissian? Why should only the whites have a John Rich? Why should only the Asians have a...Oh. Wait..

Anyway, my Hebros (as Goldberg would say), I have been moved. And given our common penchant for the bad end of history, I promise not to big foot you the way I did Whitey. Fuck the goyim (Wait, does that include me???) Anyway, nominations are now open. Lierberman? Silverman? Rahm the Space-Knight? Who shall lead you to the Promised Land?

What if it is a lifestyle...

Several people referred me to Huck on the Daily Show yesterday. Good stuff. But here's one thing that's been boggling my mind lately. The case for/against gay marriage is hung-up on this idea of choice--i.e. we should frown on gay marriage because it's a deviant lifestyle. Or we shouldn't frown on it because it isn't a lifestyle, it's a biological fact. This is where the comparisons with race come in. But I always hated this argument. Whenever people say, "You should not discriminate against people because they didn't chose to be black," I hear the mild tones of wild liberal condescension.

Implicit in that logic is a kind of judgment, the notion that if I could choose, I obviously would choose to be white. But what if I just like being black? What if I could choose and would still choose black? Ditto for homosexuality. So what if you do choose to be gay? I understand that a lot of the science says you don't, but why do we accept this implicit idea that heterosexuality is, necessarily, what everyone would chose?

I'm not trying to minimize the bias and trauma that must come from being out, but a basic extension of humanity, a belief that those who aren't like me actually are like me, says that to be gay has to be more than coping with living beneath the boot of the ignorant. It's always about more than getting your ass kicked, no? What if you actually love the "more than?" What if it is who you are and what you choose?

Anyway, here's Huck...

World of Warcraft is now allowing sex-changes...

Yeah, they really are. I'm actually playing as a belf chick now, and a week ago, I would have gladly welcomed the chance to wear the pants again. But then something happened. The other day I was doing some PvP in Alterac Valley, when I got into it withe a fellow hordie who kept whining about paladins. It got pretty heated, to the point that I told him I wish I was till Alliance so I could come and kill him. Yeesh. He was prolly a 13 year old kid--at least judging by his response, which was "Get back in the kitchen. Hoes don't play Warcraft!"

It then occurred to me that I, for the first time in my life, had been the target of a sexist remark. And then I started seeing the cool thing about playing a girl in an MMO, the chance to experience life through the eyes of someone else. You guys know me--I'm all about seeing the world in other ways. This is, of course, an imperfect experience--half the chicks running around in WoW are kids who want to watch the back-side of a draenei while the farm. Still--no one ever whistled at my human priest, I just wish that I could have dueled that kid. I would have sonned his ass. Or daughtered him. Whatever.

Anyway, this just gives me an excuse to rock that old Xzibit joint. Your flow remind me of a blogger that I just don't feel\Same style and delivery, might as well have his grill...Please avoid if you don't like profanity.

Things I should have brought to your attention yesterday...

Or the day before. Anyway Chris Bowers was rather shocked to find himself used as key evidence for progressive disgruntlement with Obama:

That so many news organizations would quote me and identify me as representative of a certain viewpoint without even bothering to contact me doesn't make it difficult to see that I am being stereotyped and used. If you are a "reporter," and you are quoting me--in a forum where I can't possibly respond--but not actually bothering to contact me, then you don't actually care about my thoughts on Obama's personnel decisions so far. Even though those view happen to be quite detailed and mixed, they don't care. Instead, two quotes I wrote, out of about 60,000 words I have published since the election, have been constantly recycled used to fit their established narrative. What I actually think, be damned.
This is basically the result of bogus-ass "trend journalism" where you connect the dots between three places and yell "Ah-Ha!" Don't know how much shit I can talk. For the year and half I was at TIME, this is exactly what I did. Anyway, it's a weak, weak formula. That said, I'm not sure Bowers was so much stereotyped and used, as he was made to symbolize some vague amalgam known as the "leftie blogesphere." I assume that includes everyone from OpenLeft to TalkLeft to Jack & Jill to Matt Yglesias to, well, me. But all of us don't feel the same about the transition. Some of us think it's fine. Others are cautious. Still others are deeply troubled. And this is as it should be. I don't mind the scrutiny over Obama's appointments. I just disagree with a lot of it.

Obama presser live...

Especially the blacks and the Jews...

Adam, who walks in all worlds, responds to yesterdays comparison between black and Jewish women:

Actually I think there's more overlap here than anyone imagines -- Jewish women have, in the past, routinely been stereotyped as ugly, frigid, demanding, and spoiled. I didn't know many Jewish girls outside of Hebrew School growing up, because I went to public school here in DC, but I remember having entire classes set up around discussing the anti-Semitic sexism of the term "JAP" and how ubiquitous it had become at certain colleges. The whole joke of that "shiksappeal" routine on Seinfeld back in the day was that, while Jewish men think Jewish women are kind of meh, Jewish men find shiksas (non-Jewish women) irresistible. One can read Philip Roth's Portnoy's Complaint and Frantz Fanon's Black Skin, White Masks, as virtual companion pieces. In both there's a notion of idealized white womanhood that excludes Jewish women and black women...

There's frustration over the way Jewish women are often stereotyped, but I don't get the impression that there are many Jewish women who read Jewish men dating non-Jewish women the way some black women look at black men dating interracially. It's more that, in general, there are a lot of sexist and anti-Semitic notions of how Jewish women are that people still seem to subscribe to, and a standard of beauty that says it's better to look like Scarlett Johansson than Rachel Weisz, just like some people still think it's better to look like Mariah Carey than Megan Good.
Blasphemy. I went through a Scarlett phase, but Rachel Weisz melts faces. And Megan Good is, well, Megan Good. That said, Saw V? Come on girl...

The man who dropped dime

Looks like it wasn't Rahm the Space-Knight. Sorry I've been dying to call him that:

The identity of another important figure in the case against Mr. Blagojevich, known only as "Individual A" in the complaint, also became apparent on Wednesday. Law enforcement officials said he was John Wyma, a lobbyist, fund-raiser and close adviser to Mr. Blagojevich, who went to the federal authorities in October with a tale of corruption that helped lead to the use of wiretaps on Mr. Blagojevich and eventually the governor's arrest on Tuesday on charges of conspiracy and soliciting bribes.

Mr. Wyma's assertions did not center on the vacant Senate seat but on different accusations of corruption included in the case against Mr. Blagojevich. The lobbyist said Mr. Blagojevich was improperly squeezing recipients of state aid for large contributions in an attempt to amass a $2.5 million campaign fund before Jan. 1, when a new state law takes effect barring contributions from state contractors.


PTI guys on Clinton Portis v Jim Zorn

One thing about Wilbon and Kornheiser as opposed to all the arguing asshats on sports TV, is these guys actually have chemistry. They worked together for years, and word is their TV shtick is actually based on how they acted in the newsroom. I guess. They always came across as more real to me then, say, that sports show where they give you "points" for being right. Give me a break.

December 10, 2008

JJ Jr.'s presser

Here it is folks. Thoughts in a sec.

Mike Huckabee scares me...

A lot more than Bobby Jindal. That's mostly because I've seen more of Huckabee. Dig this interview on Talk of the Nation. I disagree with Huckabee on just about everything. But he is the sort of dude, as I've said before, that (if he weren't running against Obama) would get a solid third of the black vote. That obviously won't be the case in 2012, but still Huckabee has a lot of cross-over appeal. He makes the same pitch as most religious conservatives, but without the mean and without the sarcasm. That doesn't quite get it. I need to think more. But the guy fucking scares me.

Dig this clip below where he discusses Blago and Obama. His style is, I must say, very Obama-like in this limited sense: Obama is a master at taking progressive stands, renaming them, and pushing the point forward. I remember after Katrina someone asked him if he thought Bush's response was racist. Obama smartly ducked arguing the failure was colorblind, but then pushed the case forward against Bush. The "Bush is racist" line was a loser, and the sort of thing you say when you're talking to people who already have your back. Much the same way, Hannity tries to push Huckabee to question Obama's motives in dealing with Blago. But Hannity's point is--as always--stupid and small-minded. Huckabee loses nothing by refusing to take it up. If anything, he probably gains some credibility. Think about Huckabee's answer on Wright. I think he has a good instinct for when to swing and when to duck.

I study white people, I'm writing a paper on you...

Here's how it's done. That's how all my commenters are, "Get away from my cart nigger, what are you looking at..." Suprise motherfuckers, you didn't know I knew about cucumbers...

Racist Obama rap song..

Cats are claiming this is K-Fed. I have my doubts. Anyway, I guess this is supposed to be a joke. It's pretty offensive, though--not because it's racist, but because it just isn't that funny. Jesus dude. At least hire someone to write your lyrics. Or your jokes. Or both.

UPDATE: Sorry guys. Try now.


There will always be books

Because they can't electrocute you in the bath-tub. Seriously, like Matt, I own a Kindle. The thing just doesn't give the same sense of accomplishment and closure. It's like running a marathon--but on a treadmill. It just ain't right man.

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson

Dumb, dumb and dumb. I know there's no proof that he offered him loot. But goddamn. He must have known how greasy this dude was. I really like Jesse too. Watch the video after the link. At least he's talking and not ducking behind lawyers.

UPDATE:
I still hope it isn't him.

UPDATE #2: Thanks to Tammy for the link. That e-mail me sign is there for a reason.

UPDATE #3:
I think this comment, below, sums up my feelings:

That's just the thing. Someone like Jackson should have known Blago was radioactive. Hell, I knew just from reading the blogs and I live on the East Coast. For someone in Ill. Democratic political circles not to know it is just as astounding as Blago's conduct.
He should have kept his distance. Given the image of his father--rightly or wrongly--he should have stayed away from the dude. It sure seems like Valerie Jarrett knew the time...

Flipping the script on race

A good start:

"The biggest challenges we face right now in improving race relations have to do with the universal concerns of Americans across color lines," [Obama] said. "If we are creating jobs throughout this economy, then African-Americans and Latinos, who are disproportionately unemployed, are going to be swept up in that rising tide."

"I think that more than anything is going to improve race relations," he said, "a sense of common purpose.''
The thing that I find so appealing about Obama on race is he spins the thing forward--he talks about it in a way that enrolls everyone in the sort of progressive agenda that will ultimately help black and brown people. It's rhetoric, I know, but it's important. The worst thing to happen to this ongoing conversation around race is the creation of a kind of zero-sum thinking. We debate over whether Affirmative Action takes jobs from hard-working whites. We argue over whether welfare allows lazy black women to leach off the system, or if lax crime policy leads to the rise of young superpredators.

Progressives need to stop fighting on their enemies' terrain. We need a paradigm that pitches our policies as in the self interest of all Americans. We have to start thinking of our drug laws as bad--not for black America--but for America. It may be true that the justice system is racist, but why are we fighting that battle? The bigger question is does it work? Are we comfortable being a world-leader in incarceration? How do we, as a country, want to allocate our resources. It can't be a matter of helping out the blacks--noble as that may be. I get the appeal toward social justice, and history. I just think it's a nonstarter. We have to argue from the perspective of patriotic self-interest, of doing what we need to do to compete in the world.

Another one of those uncomfortable "interracial" posts

Meh, I'll talk about anything. You guys know that, but this post involves two potentially embarrassing situations. First, I must preface this conversation by saying that from time to time (hourly) I google myself. That's right I said it. I'm obsessed with how the blogesphere sees me. And I don't care who knows it.

That admission leads us to another issue. While googling myself this morning (Why does it feel like I just wrote "While downloading pr0n this morning...") I came across this riff on something I said a few weeks back:

Black women who oppose interacial dating have different reasons than most. I think it's closer to the manner in which some Jewish women must hate the idea of a Shiksa. But even that doesn't quite get it. The opposition comes out of a specific, and yet broad, historical experience of never being held up as anyone's flower of virtuosity, but instead as un-feminine and oversexed.
Phoebe over at the aptly named, Whatwouldphoebedo offers this response:

I'd have to disagree with Coates and say that his comparison does "get it." Jewish women can look to a "specific, and yet broad historical experience" that's unpleasant from all angles. Jewish women have been stereotyped as whores (by 19th century European Christian men) and as prudes (by 20th century American Jewish men). Historically, oppression of Jews has led to rape of Jewish women, as has oppression of blacks led to the equivalent situation. And of course, as Coates implies, things look better for exogamy-friendly black and Jewish men than for their female counterparts.
You know I pulled back on that thing about Shiksas because I frankly was out of my league. But like a lot of things about Jewish cats (Zionism/black nationalism, Kwaanza/Hanukkah, Sell-out/Self-loathing Jew etc.) the notion sounded really, really familiar. I got quite a bit of e-mail response to on the subject, some of it implying that "shiksa" wasn't the kindest of words:

The word shiksa is derived from the Hebrew term sheketz, which means "abomination," "impure," or "object of loathing", depending on the translator.[1]

Despite its etymology, the term shiksa is widely used and accepted in the United States, where it is often used in a humorous way.

The word "siksa" (pronounced "shiksa") in Polish Gentile culture is a pejorative (but often teasing or affectionate) word for an immature young girl or teenager. It literally means "pisspants" and is roughly equivalent to the Engish terms "snot-nosed brat", "young squirt" or "young goat" ("kid").

Although it has Hebrew origins, it was conflated with the Polish word "sikać" ("to urinate") and is therefore a false cognate that is actually equivalent to the Yiddish word "pisher".

Frankly folks, I'm out of my league here. I want to hear more. Is there any resonance between how black women and Jewish women see themselves? Does any of that extend to inter-ethnic dating? Which reminds. We have a spokesperson for the Whites and for the blacks. We really need one for the Jews. I think Joe Leiberman works.

From the department of laying down with dogs...

Honestly who didn't see this coming:

Joe Wurzelbacher lashed out Tuesday at former GOP presidential nominee John McCain, the man who made Wurzelbacher famous as "Joe the Plumber."

Wurzelbacher told conservative radio host Glenn Beck that he felt "dirty" after "being on the campaign trail and seeing some of the things that take place."

Recalling a conversation he had with McCain about the $700 billion financial industry bailout in September, Wurzelbacher said: "When I was on the bus with him, I asked him a lot of questions about the bailout because most Americans did not want that to happen."

"I asked him some pretty direct questions," he continued. "Some of the answers you guys are gonna receive -- they appalled me, absolutely. I was angry. In fact, I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him."

Asked why he didn't leave McCain's campaign if he was "appalled" by the candidate, Wurzelbacher said, "honestly, because the thought of Barack Obama as president scares me even more."
Wow. This is as a good a time as any to remind people of how "Joe" acted when the actual opposition was right there. Whatever happened to the business anyway...



UPDATE
: H/T to the CAP folks for the original link

Blago, Blago, Blago

Complaint is here. Fascinating reading.Patrick points out the insanity of Blago thinking he was going to run for prez. Dickerson is unsatisfied with Obama's response. I'm cutting slack. For now. I'd hope these guys would be more explicit later, though.

December 9, 2008

I really hope it isn't Jr.

I mean seriously, I really hope Marc is wrong...

Can we watch Voltron now?

My kid just said that to me. We're watching the pilot on Netflix, where the break the orgin story into parts. He says the way they stop in the middle makes you wonder what's gonna happen. This is ill. I can remember feeling the same way, coming home after school and rushing to the TV. And then wondering what would happen next. Also. I never noticed that Voltron hits the B-Boy Stance. The kid don't like the Sprite joints though...

UPDATE: The Black Lion shoulda been Rakim.

Start your own blog

That's what long time commenter KevDog did. More than a few of you need to follow. Seriously, you guys always have something smart to say. You should put that gift to use.

About that Blago/Obama connect...

Here's the right governor speaking of Obama, who is, evidently, made of win:

He also appears to think little of the president-elect, whom he calls a "motherf***er" at one point.  

"F**k him," Blagjoveich says of Obama during a lengthy call with top aides and his wife recorded on November 10th, "For nothing? F**k him."

In another section of the complaint, Blagojevich expresses exasperation that Obama and his team aren't willing to offer him an inducement in exchange for appointing  an aide, apparently Valerie Jarrett, to the Senate. Blagojevich "said he knows that the President-elect wants Senate Candidate 1 for the Senate seat but 'they're not willing to give me anything except appreciation. F**k them,'" says the complaint.

In the words of Avon Barksdale, Governor, they seent your ghetto-ass coming from a mile away. I wonder if this is why Valerie Jarrett pulled out. I swear the last year has been one big blaxploitation flick. Without the guns. And without the white girls...



Warcraft vs. Your Girlfriend

roflcopter:

Ashley, you have never been willing to accommodate my World of Warcraft needs, or even to compromise the slightest bit. Last month, when your mother was in a car accident, you called and not only demanded I drive you to the hospital but insisted I stay there to provide "emotional support"--despite knowing full well that I had booked that evening off to fight forest trolls in Zul'Aman. When I suggested you take a cab and that I join you in three to four hours, you unleashed a string of expletives that even my therapist found disturbing. You also refused to wait until we finished off the eagle boss, the one who drops the helm piece I have been trying to get for months.

For the record she turned out fine anyway. Many paraplegics lead rich and rewarding lives.

Also, what you stumbled upon me doing with that Level 64 blood elf in the back room of the Silvermoon City Inn was neither "sick and perverted" nor "cheating on you." We were role-playing. That I called you by her character's name later that evening was just a weird coincidence. I do not wish your body looked like that. You and I both know that it's physically impossible for humans to have those proportions, at least while retaining all of their internal organs.


Gubernatorial Fail

Oh man this goes down into the annals of corruption:

Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich of Illinois was arrested by federal authorities on Tuesday morning on corruption charges, including an allegation that he conspired to effectively sell President-elect Barack Obama's seat in the United States Senate to the highest bidder.

Mr. Blagojevich, a Democrat, called his sole authority to name Mr. Obama's successor "golden," and he sought to parlay it into a job as an ambassador or secretary of Health and Human Services, or a high-paying position at a nonprofit or an organization connected to labor unions, prosecutors said.

He also suggested, they said, that in exchange for the Senate appointment, his wife could be placed on corporate boards where she might earn as much as $150,000 a year, and he tried to gain promises of money for his campaign fund.

If Mr. Blagojevich could not secure a deal to his liking, prosecutors said, he was willing to appoint himself.

Incredible. Blagojevich was already under investigation. And then he tries to sell Obama's Senate seat? I don't think I've ever seen anything like this. This dude tried to auction the Senate seat of the President-Elect of the United States. Wow. They haven't even invented a machine that can calculate the Fail Factor here. I do believe we have gone to Interstellar Fail. Intergalactic, perhaps.




Again with the cucumber sandwiches...

From Fighting Words:

Can we stop with the "cucumber sandwiches" bit? I have never had a cucumber sandwich, and I don't know anyone who has.
From KarenZ:

I have kept silent in the past, but now I must object to this campaign by some African Americans to demonize cucumber sandwiches. I'm as white as they come, and I find the taste of cucumbers disgusting. But I feel honor bound to defend this vegetable from the attacks of certain radical black ideologues.

This unjustified savaging of an innocent vegetable -- which was first cultivated by brown-skinned people in India -- is particularly ironic, given that the cucumber is a member of the same family (Cucurbitaceae) as the watermelon.

From DougEMI:

I feel like I am selling out my people because I have never had a cucumber sandwich. I would assume you use mayo instead of miracle whip to make more WASPy.

I am determined to get cucumbers next time I go shopping
White people, I have heard your message loud and clear. This blog has been insensitive and inconsiderate. In as much as it dismisses the lighter races as Coldplay-listening, cucumber sandwich-eating dilettantes, this blog has been grossly unfair. For nearly 400 days, it has repeatedly subjected whites to some of the worst verbal oppression every experienced in all the history of internets.

We have held up the beauty of obscure figures like Nia Long and Nona Gaye, while ignoring Nicole Kidman. We have marveled at the artistry of MF Doom, while offering nary a mention of Eminem. We have tried to see the world from the perspective of black homophobes, while offering no quarter to white homophobes. Why are their so many Chris Rock jokes?? What about Seinfeld?? What does it matter the color of a homophobe. Are they not all worthy of quarter??

Now is the time to free white people from the shackles of the neo-colonial, fascist, Gestapo black blogesphere. I dedicate the rest of my life, and the rest of this blogs life, toward ending Black Skin Privilege, toward bringing the races together, toward harmony, and fried chicken and congac for everyone. Black Supremacy is the enemy. Say it with me white folks, "You are. Somebody."

And now for a word from your spokesman...

Goeffrey Canada on the Colbert Report

Good stuff. Almost as good as Paul Tough's great book. Canada was a little stiff, though. I wonder if his PR people over-prepped him.

He's Black. Get over it.

Biracial black dude Adam Serwer claps back at that silly Marie Arana item from a few weeks back:

If identifying biracial people as black "validates the separation of the races" then there is perhaps no one contributing more to the cause of these neo-segregationists than Barack Obama himself. "My view has always been that I'm African-American," Obama told Chicago Tribune reporter Dawn Turner Trice back in 2004. "African Americans by definition, we're a hybrid people." In seeking a validation of her own ideas about race and racial identity, and by casting Obama as the victim of a reductive racial vocabulary, Arenas simply ignores the will of her subject. But racial categories are only unjust insofar as they prevent people from identifying how they wish. Arenas is doing exactly what she is attempting to prevent, forcing Obama into the racial category of her, rather than his own, choosing...

There is a strain of paternalism, manifested in Arenas' op-ed, that seeks to define African-American culture solely within the context of oppression. Viewed in this light, all black cultural idiosyncrasies are the result of persecution, and are therefore cultural pathologies. It's not that black folks really like soul food, it's that we are drawn to it by historical trauma. If we only understood our tragic condition, we would all be eating cucumber sandwiches and Special K, jamming to Coldplay instead of Jay-Z. Likewise, we need to be emancipated from the antiquated definitions of American blackness that include everyone from the blond, blue-eyed Walter White to Jamaican-born Marcus Garvey. Except such analysis ignores the cultural, intellectual, and artistic traditions that evolved from such oppression, and therefore is unable to appraise their value.

That last point can not be banged on hard enough. In the arena of racial progress, I know of only a few more destructive forces, than the black pathology disciples, the coterie of writers, editors, scholars and pundits who see black folks mainly as pure-bred descendants of slaves, and the worse end of a gaggle of socio-economic data. This isn't a left-right deal. The theory of the black automaton programmed simply by oppression, on the left, or dysfunctional culture, on the right, leaves no room for Rakim, for Zora Neal Hurston, for my woman's clear, beautiful skin, for actual humanity.

This is why neither lefties nor righties can get a handle on this blacks and gay marriage thing. Instead of asking how groups who've been oppressed have traditionally behaved toward other groups under duress, they posit a black version of the madonna/whore complex, in which blacks are supposed to be this font of American liberalism, and are ripped when we don't live up to that standard. It's a trip. This country was built by white people fleeing oppression. Yet to hear these fools tell it, you'd think that experience stopped them from slaughtering the Indians and enslaving blacks.

And therein is the ultimate upshot of reducing black humanity--it ultimately reduces white humanity. It pretends that whites are always perfectly rational, and that their interactions with race aren't complicated and contradictory. Dig's Arana implicit proposition, for instance, that there is some pure strain monoracial strain of black--or even white--and how it basically eradicates one of the great unspoken crimes of slavery and Jim Crow--the widespread rape of black women. Once you understand your own fraility, your own contradictory nature, once you understand (to take it back to Baraka) that you yourself are beautiful though you "sometimes fail to walk the air," once you get your own flawed genius, you'll understand ours. Because in the end, there is no fundamental difference.

The Curse of Doug Flutie

UPDATE: Oh yeah, consider this your NFL Open Thread.

This seems as good a time as ever to bring up the doom that follows Wade Phillips wherever he goes. I'm not talking 3-13 doom, but that agonizing 12-4 lose in the playoffs because of a penalty doom. The 3-13 team knows it sucks, and has adjusted to this fact. The 12-4 team actually has a shot at the crown, and instead shoots itself in the foot. Phillips--who allowed several of his star players, last week, to skip practice right before the biggest game of the season--forever carries rain clouds over his head--with lightning striking us hapless fans:

The only flakes floating around football today are the folks who no longer believe in the Curse of Doug Flutie. The Curse is alive and well and stronger than ever, casting its web of defeat around anyone who employs the architect of the Curse, Wade Phillips, and rewarding those teams that free itself of his shackles of ignorance.

If you didn't believe in the Curse before, this is a good time to grab an oboe or sousaphone and hop on the bandwagon. After all, some phenomena are beyond the explanation of logic, science, human perception or, even, the blind, sober reasoning of the Cold, Hard Football Facts.

Word is that the Curse began when Phillips inexplicably benched Doug Flutie before the first round of playoffs. The two videos below will tell you how that ended:

San Diego employed Phillips from 2004 to 2006 - a period during which the Chargers failed to win a playoff game and suffered two humiliating postseason losses at home to inferior foes. In the 2004 wildcard playoffs, Chargers kicker Nick Kaeding missed an easy 39-yard field goal in overtime, allowing the underdog Jets to pull out a shocking 20-17 victory in San Diego. Last year, the Chargers were 14-2, the AFC's No. 1 seed and undefeated at home when they suffered an improbable 24-21 loss to a 12-4 New England team that did everything in its power to lose (including three picks thrown by Tom Brady) but somehow came out on the winning end.
Of course there is another possibility--Wade just isn't a great head coach. Marty, as much as I love him, was losing big games long before Wade came on board. Eyal if you're out there, I'm sorry for putting you through this again.



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One last non-story

Susan Rice and Hillary Clinton may not like each other. How do we know this? Because of on the record quotes? Because of off the record quotes? Because of past problems? Nope. Because Rice wants her own transition team at State. Also, they visited the State Department at separate times. Oh, the horror...

No more of that today guys. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming of Wade Phillips-bashing, World of Warcraft, the angry left, Joss Whedon and black folks...

Billy Dee Williams says, "Step away from the minister..."

We are now tracking how many Sundays Obama attends church. No, seriously:

President-elect Barack Obama has yet to attend church services since winning the White House earlier this month, a departure from the example of his two immediate predecessors.

On the three Sundays since his election, Obama has instead used his free time to get in workouts at a Chicago gym.

Asked about the president-elect's decision to not attend church, a transition aide noted that the Obamas valued their faith experience in Chicago but were concerned about the impact their large retinue may have on other parishioners.
Here's Judis on this alarming trend:

This is the kind of reporting one would expect from the Christian Broadcast Network, whose editors and reporters presumably view less than weekly religious observance as an offense against God, and as a sign of moral depravity in a public official, but why is this presumably secular publication making such a big deal about it? I regard as an invasion of Obama's privacy.
Or at least just incredibly, incredibly trivial. I get that these guys, in the wake of Wright, are waiting to see what sort of church Obama will join. But, come on...

UPDATE: Here's Ben Smith responding to Judis:

If nothing else, the tone of the responses reflect how defensive the left still is on faith. The Media Matters post was four times longer than my item, and I don't really think that a single story and a blog item constitute "such a big deal."
Of course that isn't really a defense, as much as it's ad hominem. The item was, essentially, gossip. Forgive folks for expecting a little more.

December 8, 2008

I've lost interest...

...in this left versus Obama scrap. I don't quite know why. It just doesn't feel like they're fighting over much. Anyway, if you're still watching this sort of thing. Here's Obama guy Steve Hildebrand addressing some of the criticism. Here's David Sirota responding. And here's a meh article from Politico. The whole thing is starting to feel petty.

UPDATE: Thinking on it some, and reading some of the stuff over at Open Left, I agree with a lot of what's been said here. "Left" is such a weak-ass, vague term. I have no idea what Hildebrand was trying to accomplish. It seems incomprehensible that he would do this without any communication with the Obama people, but TPM says they think that's what happened. His piece just seems like a march of the strawmen. If he wanted to go ofter Open Left, he should have done it.

That said, I'm not enthralled by what I'm reading over at Open Left either. I can't find a single discernible, actual issue that these guys are fighting over. Again, I have no fucking idea why Hildebrand thought he was helping anyone, anywhere--except maybe Chris Matthews, and lazy-ass journalists looking to fill the blanks for their formulaic stories. Hildebrand's interview with TPM is a flagon of weaksauce. But, again, all of this just feels petty.

Fear of a broke planet

David Carr on the bad news:

The other day, I got in a cab and there was a news report on the back seat television about soaring unemployment in New York. An info-screen on an ascending elevator ride in Manhattan suggested that we were all only going one way -- down. The news zippers in Times Square were full of reports of crumbling consumer confidence even as people streamed in to the stores beneath them.

Once I made it to my office, it got worse. An RSS feed from Reuters was waiting on my desktop saying, "U.S. employers axed 533,000 jobs from payrolls in November, the most in 34 years." My e-mail inbox not only included a note from a friend that she had been laid off, but it was flanked by contextual ads from Google labeled "Unemployed?"

I have a pal who is persistently I.M.-ing me because he is at loose ends after being laid off, and my social networks are rife with digital fretting and various versions of, 'Did you hear about so-and-so?' Why, yes I did. Over and over.

Every modern recession includes a media séance about how horrible things are and how much worse they will be, but there have never been so many ways for the fear to leak in. The same digital dynamics that drove the irrational exuberance -- and marketed the loans to help it happen -- are now driving the downside in unprecedented ways.

The recession was actually not officially declared until last week, but the psychology that drives it had already been e-mailed, blogged and broadcast for months. I used to worry that my TiVo thought I was gay -- doesn't everyone enjoy a little "Project Runway" at the end of a long, hard week? Now I worry that my browser knows I am about to lose my job.


I guess this means no play-dates, huh Rod?


I don't know much about the Jonas Brothers. My son really likes them, and I probably should spend some time listening to their music. I'm pretty sure I won't like them, but who can really tell? Since I don't know much about the Jonas Brothers, and I don't really listen to the Jonas Brothers, I generally try not to blog about the Jonas Brothers. There is a good reason for not writing about things you don't know. You run the risk of writing something like this:

As for me, I don't care what color you are, if you're a kid who listens to hip-hop, I don't want my kids playing with you. I want my kids to have consciences that find hip-hop's lyrical content and themes repulsive. Which is to say, I want my kids to have a strong and uncompromising sense of character.
Rod Dreher has been very complimentary of me in the past. I appreciate this, because we live on two different sides of ideological divide and also because I find his blog to be an interesting read, and generally absent to the sort of sweeping, absolutist, all-encompassing rhetoric that is evident in the above quote. I don't really know how to address the implicit charge that kids who listen to hip-hop don't have a "strong and uncompromising sense of character," since, uhm, I was one of those kids, and presently, my son--and basically every kid he knows--is one of those kids.

You guys know me well. I'm an old-head who has only a tangential connection to what is considered hip-hop today. There is no Akon on my Ipod. I haven't bought a Jay-Z joint since The Black Album. I missed large swaths of Cam'Ron's career. I'm old, and I accept that. I'm also bitter. I believe that hip-hop's once great literary promise basically hit a ceiling circa 1996. Moreover, as art-form, hip-hop's machismo has plagued it from jump, crippling it's ability to deal with the opposite sex with any real sense of maturity. I have no desire to hear about ejaculating on a woman's back. But I was 12 when Ice-T recorded "Girls, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck," and I hated that too.

But I don't know what I would be had I never heard The Low End Theory or By All Means Necessary. I came up in the Crack Age--and in those days, the loudest, most relevant, most coherent voices against drugs and violence didn't emanate from Washington, or from the Universities, or from the NAACP, but from the street. When Chuck told us to "build ourselves with intellect," when he went Booker T. Washington, and instructed us "to evolve to self-respect\cause we gotta keep ourselves in check," it changed my life. As a conservative, I'd think Rod would appreciate that critique.

That was twenty years ago. These days hip-hop has so infused itself into American culture, that you would have to go to the moon to not listen to it in some respect. Rod is riffing off of Stanley Crouch column which breaks new ground in Crouch's infinite quest to be completely incomprehensible. The column lays out hope that Obama will lead black people away from the pernicious influence of hip-hop. This despite the fact that Obama listens to hip-hop and had Nas campaigning for him.

I hear the president elect rocks a little Jay-Z, but truthfully, he doesn't even have to go there. These days there are white rappers, black rappers, French rappers, gospel rappers, Republican operative rappers, cowboy rappers, Ivy League intellectual rappers, and even snobbish Jazz trumpet rappers. We've had rappers who sound like John Wayne. And rappers who sound like Barack Obama. We have characters in High School Musical who are in love with breaking and hip-hop. And soon, it seems, even the Jonas Brothers will be doing hip-hop. Which means, Rod wouldn't want his kids playing with Barack Obama's kids.

Fine by me. More time and space, for me to work on that arranged marriage for Samori and Sasha. In the meanwhile, I'm off to cop that A Little Bit Longer joint. Maybe there's something to these Jonas kids...

Symbols matter

Black President.jpg

They don't work on a big broad policy level, but you really never know how any one thing is going to strike different people. Some folks think Hip-Hop is largely responsible for the plight of black America. But when I heard Ice Cube's "Color Blind," Melle Mell's "Beat Street" or say, Nas's "One Love," I knew what I wanted to be. I have spent my adult life trying to fulfill that childhood fantasy. We never know what is going to hit who, and how it's going to hit them. But, knowing people pretty well, and knowing brothers even better, I have to believe this will hit a lot of young black boys--like the ones in that picture--in the right way.

I missed this...

...thanks for heads up from Sarah. The end is the most brutal--the ambusher is ambushed.

Video games and torture

There's an interesting debate going on right now about World of Warcraft and the implications of torture. The spark seems to be Richard Bartle's (kind of the godfather of WoW and really all MMOs, such as EQ, Ultima, Warhammer online etc.) complaint about several quests in the new WoW expansion which basically require your toon to torture people:

...Now while this means that WotLK is not yet torture for me, there is some torture involved. Specifically, this quest. Basically, you have to take some kind of cow poke and zap a prisoner until he talks...

I did zap him, pretty well in disbelief -- I thought that surely the quest-giver would step in and stop it at some point? It didn't happen, though. Unless there's some kind of awful consequence further down the line, it would seem that Blizzard's designers are OK with breaking the Geneva convention.
Broken Toys retorts:

Pretty much no matter how you treat this, issues happen. If you, as Bartle suggests, give some kind of "opt-out" reaction to enable an in-character revulsion to torture, you just stuck a deep political statement into a game where dwarves tool around on Harleys and one of the first NPCs you see as a deathknight is called "Siouxie the Banshee". If you *don't*, you just trivialized a deep political statement, or more damningly, shown you don't really have an opinion on the subject.

Which is all very ironic considering that games like World of Warcraft are all about slaughtering millions of creatures so you can take their stuff and get more powerful so you can take more stuff from more creatures you slaughter. In that context poking people with a painstick before you slaughter them seems like a minor issue.

Hmm, well a minor political issue--but a major narrative one. It's fine to note that WoW's whole point is virtual mass murder--much of it without a point. But that isn't actually a counter-argument, as much as its a change of subject. One of the least enjoyable aspects of WoW is the repetive (kill x number of these) aspect of the game, because the "killing" has no real meaning, often. Comparing one problematic feature with another, doesn't exonerate the first. But that's a core issue, that's hard to remedy. Torture isn't a core issue, and could have been dealt with better.

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The case against Eric Shinseki

One of Fallows's loyal readers does the knowledge:

From everything I've heard, Eric Shinseki is an admirable and decent man and deserves commendation for his service aside from having been visionary about stabilizing postwar Iraq.

That said, in my year-and-a-half since putting on ACUs [Army Combat Uniforms] I've heard only bad things said about him by the rank and file, and that's for something unrelated to Iraq: Shinseki is apparently the genius who decided that we should all wear the beret (which is useless as it provides no shade or or rain or wind protection, and particularly nasty because it takes two hands to put on right, and weighs a ton when wet) as part of our regular uniform in garrison.  For that, well, I resent the dude a little as do I think most soldiers.

In all seriousness, here's James noting Shinseki's behavior after the Rumsfeld smackdown:

Here's one other point that is not as widely known as Rumfeld's and Wolfowitz's bullying of Shinseki: Despite being unfairly treated, despite being 100% vindicated by subsequent events, Shinseki kept his grievances entirely to himself. Although my book contains accounts of Shinseki's inside arguents with Rumsfeld et al, and his discussions with his own staff, zero of that information came from Shinseki.

I made a complete nuisance of myself requesting an interview, or a phone conversation, or an email exchange, or even some "you're getting warmer" guidance from him. Nothing doing, in any way. (I did track him down at an ROTC commissioning ceremony where he was speaking; he greeted me politely, but that was it.) I am confident in the accounts I presented, which came from a variety of first-hand participants; but Shinseki, who could have had a lucrative career on the talk show/lecture circuit giving "I told you so" presentations, has not indulged that taste at all.

Hope all is well, kiss the plantiff and the wifey...

Hertzberg knuckles up with O'Reilly. I will never understand how a guy like O'Reilly, who has one of the biggest bully pulpits in media, could be so sensitive. One interesting thing about Bill, and other conservatives, is they almost seem to crave the approval of the elite "Upper West Side/Georgetown cocktail party crew" they denounce. I don't much understand how O'Reilly took such offense--I heard jibes worse than this back in seventh grade, watching two kids crack on each other. I think Jay said it best--"Sensitive thugs\Ya'll all need hugs."

P.S. A month or two ago someone noted that unless you were writing a chapter in Black Studies reader, using the term "the dozens" was expressly forbidden. They were right.

P.P.S. About this entry title..,

Change clothes, and go...

David Horowitz turns truth-teller. Perlstein ain't buying it.

December 7, 2008

NFL Open Thread

The Cowboys must win today. I shouldn't say that given what happened with the Giants last year. Still we need this one.

UPDATE: G-Men go down. I think that means more for the Eagles than the Giants. Keeps the Eagles in the hunt. Giants should be fine. I'd be more worried about no Plax down the stretch.

Shinseki to Vet. Affairs

The politics and poetry of this move are stunning. Again, this seems to be about competency--or at least projecting the idea of competency. That said, besides reading a couple features, I don't know much about Shinseki. I have no idea what this means, in terms of policy.

December 6, 2008

Read this story...

Not that anyone else should care, but it really isn't a good time to be a writer interested in the long-form. Publishers are cutting people, magazines are cutting people, and people of my age, who came in dreaming of Gay Talese, are falling down. I got laid-off from TIME two years ago, and from what I hear these days, I was lucky. Forgive the melodrama, it's just what I love. And often enough to keep me going, I'm reminded why.

Here is David Samuels lovely, lovely piece on UFC fighter Rampage Jackson. Most profiles are quasi-surveys, broad maps of a persons life. They proceed rather boringly from lede to nut graff to kicker. You get to see the person do something meaningless, like pick up their kids from school. You get the writer waxing endlessly about the subject's sex appeal--like you needed someone to tell you that Joy Bryant is hot. And then you get some associate telling you how much the person has been underestimated.

There's a lot of bad magazine writing out there, to which I have contribuited my plodding share. But this piece, actually unfolds before your eyes. It is a narrative in the truest sense, powered by a great writer:

 A fighter's dressing room before a fight is a study in controlled anxiety. Some men pace, others hide. Inside Rampage's windowless dressing room, Ibarra is pacing around on the beige industrial carpet. Rampage's championship belts are laid out on the couch.

In the center of the room, Rampage is being stretched by three men. The hood of his sweatshirt is pulled up over his head as the men quietly work him over. "Push on my leg," Jackson demands. The men push down his butt and massage his shoulders, slowly and deeply, in preparation for the beating he will take. Jackson grunts softly. After a while, the stillness of the scene, and the occasional muffled sounds from the black-clad figure, take on the feel of a solemn ritual passage from one state of being to another, like the male equivalent of giving birth...

Ibarra looks at his watch. "Champ, can I have a word with you please?" he says, drawing the fighter into the bathroom for a quick conference. Rampage emerges 30 seconds later and clasps hands with each of the men who have helped him prepare for the fight. "I just want to thank all of you guys," he says, the emotion in his voice fighting with the imperative to save every last drop of his energy for the ring.

"Can I have a sip of water?" he asks Ibarra. As the fighter holds a disposable plastic cup of water between his gloves, Ibarra smears Vaseline on the outside of his wristband to apply to the fighter's face between rounds. The room falls silent again. The only sound is Rampage's slow, deep breathing.

"Do you hear that rhythm?" Ibarra asks me. "That's his rhythm." The fighter takes off his hood to reveal a shaved head, and practices another clinch with Chris. He howls like a wolf, and then breathes deeply. "I need some more water," he says. The fighter looks over at me and gives me a long stare.

Ibarra gathers everyone together in the center of the room.

"Let's pray, fellows," he says, before asking for "no injuries, and victory in Jesus' name." The commission man raises up his head to speak.

"You got about two minutes before that walk," he says. "Two minutes before that walk."

Zach, Ibarra's assistant, takes Rampage's chain and wraps it around his neck. At the last minute, Ibarra grabs a scissors and cuts open the cuffs of Rampage's sweatshirt so he will be able to lift it over his head when he enters the ring, and then everyone goes out the door and into the cement-block corridor that leads to the ring. His hood is off as he readies himself for the plunge through the black curtain and into the sold-out arena filled with more than 11,000 screaming fans. Ibarra stops him. "Hey, Burt, he's the champion, he doesn't go in first," he calls out to the man in charge of logistics. "The champ goes in second."

Rampage puts his hood back over his head and waits, a hulking, solitary figure breathing in and out in the fluorescent light...

Sorry for the lengthy quote. Read the piece. And then subscribe to the magazine. It's a beautiful thing these guys do.

December 5, 2008

And because it's Friday

Comments open on Ka'Ba. Also since we had nothing last week let's throw this out there from when Baraka was Leroi Jones:

Preface to a Twenty Volume Suicide Note

Lately, I've become accustomed to the way
The ground opens up and envelopes me
Each time I go out to walk the dog.
Or the broad edged silly music the wind
Makes when I run for a bus...

Things have come to that.

And now, each night I count the stars.
And each night I get the same number.
And when they will not come to be counted,
I count the holes they leave.

Nobody sings anymore.

And then last night I tiptoed up
To my daughter's room and heard her
Talking to someone, and when I opened
The door, there was no one there...
Only she on her knees, peeking into

Her own clasped hands

Goddamn--"the broad-edged silly music." Awesome.

Out in the streets, they call it murder

Spoliers about the Spiderman comic-book are coming...

So I just finished reading the Amazing Spiderman Annual where Jackpot's ID is revealed. For those who haven't been keeping up, Jackpot is this superhero who looks like Mary Jane Watson. Anyway, she dies at the end. I didn't have any particular love for Jackpot--though that's a great name--but it got me to wondering about how easily characters are killed off in the comics.

I don't watch enough TV to make an accurate judgment, but I sense the same thing is going on there. I don't have a problem with death, but if it's a character the writer has invested some energy in, it feels like it should have some place in the narrative. It just felt like they killed her because they didn't know how else to end the story. Comics have always had a lot of death--and resurrection. But it seems like there's a lot more of it today. Am I wrong? Was it like this in the 80s too?

This is real talk

This summer, blogger Brian Beutler was shot. Brian is well-known amongst the DC-based blogging community. I'm in New York, and didn't know him, but I read about what happened at Megan's, Matt's and a couple other blogs. I wrote this in response, basically trying to understand white fear of black crime. As it turns out, Brian was a bad fit for the post, but it still led to the following bloggingheads, which was very enlightening for me.

As always, if you're here to simply flog some shit you already think, have thought for five years, and will probably think five years from now, do yourself a favor and have a shot of Jack before you comment. Let's not rehash the 90s. Again.

Because It's Friday...

You know the drill gang. Here's something different. Amiri Baraka's Ka'Ba.

A closed window looks down
on a dirty courtyard, and Black people
call across or scream across or walk across
defying physics in the stream of their will. 

Our world is full of sound
Our world is more lovely than anyone's
tho we suffer, and kill each other
and sometimes fail to walk the air. 

We are beautiful people
With African imaginations
full of masks and dances and swelling chants
with African eyes, and noses, and arms
tho we sprawl in gray chains in a place
full of winters, when what we want is sun. 

We have been captured,
and we labor to make our getaway, into
the ancient image; into a new 

Correspondence with ourselves
and our Black family. We need magic
now we need the spells, to raise up
return, destroy,and create. What will be 

the sacred word?
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Why bother

I spent some time yesterday thinking about this post and the response, which I think on the whole, can be summed up as follows--"Nigger, what?" I guess I now have to explain that I don't mean nigger in the sense of an old Southern racist, but the way Kenyatta might look at me after I attempted to make an argument for polygamy. I guess I also have to add that I've never made an argument for polygamy. Everything on the internets must be explained down to every painstaking detail, less people think the Atlantic has hired a Klansman to blog. Or a polygamist.

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December 4, 2008

Water break

Getting hot in here. Man listen, I just wanna see Mike hit that lean shit. I have no idea how cats were comparing his skills to Usher. Or even Hammer. Mike is king.


UPDATE: Better still...

UPDATE #2: This vid was sent to me by reader Dominic Bearfield. Thanks for looking out.

Spoiler Test

Just noticed someone was pissed about me revealing a plot point in The Wire. When is it safe to talk about a show in its entirety?

Understanding the black anti-gay marriage sentiment

UPDATE: I didn't think I had to do this, given how much I've been writing about this issue, but judging from comments I do. I obviously totally disagree with the comment itself. I've said as much many, many times. But just so no one is confused, I'm not defending the comment and the point isn't to justify homophobia. I'm digging for the root of the weed, so it can be yanked out. That doesn't mean I like weeds. Heh or even black people for that matter. Yes I know. That was just wrong.

UPDATE #2: Bolded for emphasis. Hopefully it clarifies things some.

UPDATE #3:
Closing comments. This isn't going anywhere. Part of that is probably the tenor of my post. I don't know. I think, on this blog, the whole subject could use a lengthy time-out.

I wanted to pull the following comment out because I think it says a lot. It comes from the Hank Johnson/John Lewis thread below:

I do not approach this topic from a religious standpoint but as one of the Black Yes on 8 voters from LA County I simply disagree with everyone here....

People make the argument that a stable gay relationship is just as good as a stable heterosexual one. I can see that argument. However...

I think children growing up in a gay household is as harmful to their sensibilities (i.e. - thinking that it is acceptable and normal) as children growing up in a household where the parents are swingers or the hetero parent has a different man or woman in their bed every week.

Courts take away parental rights for that kind of behavior... But we are supposed to think that children growing up in a gay household is ok?

Black people know first hand how dysfunctional family units can destroy a community. If we redefine marriage as being between essentially between anyone and anyone, what further damage do we want to do to an institution already on the decline in this country?

I have repeatedly argued against the whole "the blacks stabbed us in the back" narrative. Like buying a present because you want one in return, I find it narcissistic and dishonorable. But more than that I find that it is logic hinged on a kind of quasi-racism, which does not so much see black people as human, which does not see them as one my see the Irish, the Jews, the Italians, the white Southerners, the evangelicals, but as one sees an android programmed by simply by two buttons labeled "Oppression" and "Righteousness."

I shouldn't make this about race, because truly the same shit is at work with people who lampoon poor whites for voting "against their interest." Nevertheless, here is the thing. People who tend not to have actual conversations with black people, think that most black folks thing having kids out of wedlock is cool. Like we have rallies and shit celebrating the latest mother on welfare who's had her tenth kid. What they don't understand is the intense, intense shame and insecurity black people feel, a sense that history has robbed us--and that we now rob ourselves--of some essential part of the American Dream. That being the ability to marry someone and raise some kids, and then be around other people doing the same.

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The politics of The Wire (again)

Here's Ross and Jonah Goldberg talking sensibly about The Wire. Goldberg makes a solid argument for a conservative reading of the show, though sentences like this strike me as sloppy:

To the extent many liberals try to explain all of the problems of poor blacks on racism, the show was a powerful rebuttal.

I just get nervous when I read absolutes like "all of the problems." Bloggers would make for poor screenwriters. Ross rightly notes that Simon is, essentially, a liberal. But the point I like, made by both of them, is The Wire generally avoided propaganda. It was so focused on story-telling, and digging deep into character. From Ross:

t's a testament to the genius of the show that its depiction of Baltimore (and by extension, America) offers fodder for liberal, conservative, leftist and libertarian readings - much like reality itself! In this sense, The Wire is the rarest and most precious of beasts: A work of art that's intensely political but rarely devolves into agitprop.
I thought this was less true in Season Five, when a clear ideology did emerge, but it wasn't left or right. The ideology was nihilism. Now, nihilism was always at work in The Wire, but at the end, I felt like it just became too much. It felt like a desire to show futility of systems became the author of plot, not character. I thought that the press angle was poorly done--and saying "Yeah well it's reporters who are objecting" is a weak, ad-hominem defense.

I thought the serial killer turn--particularly the way Freeman embraced it--was hastily executed. I most disliked the ease with which Marlo took over the city's drug trade. I even hated the manner of Omar's death--not that he was killed by Kinard, but that he was basically brought back into the plot, simply to be killed. He really served no major plot point. It all felt deeply cynical.

Anyway, before I throw this to comments, a bit of essential concern-trolling Let me apologize to the vast majority of my commenters, but experience has taught me to handle this in advance. I know there are certain readers here who nurse a visceral dislike for Goldberg and Douthat. That's fine. But I will delete any personal flames, which have nothing to do with The Wire, directed at either of them. "Suchandsuch is right-wing prick who has blood on his hands because of blahblahblah," may be entirely true. I guess it's not that I disagree. It's that, for purposes of this thread, I just don't care. There may be people who find such trenchant insight interesting to read. But I'm not one of them. Plus it's off topic.

Carry on.

The bogus "Clinton people" narrative

I wrote some pretty harsh things about the Clintons during the primary, most of which I stand by. But, I always thought it was true that there is a particular sort of political animal, whose habitat spans the political range, that is just utterly infuriated by the Clintons, and wants them to fall of the face of the earth. One way people vent their prejudice is they find the most polarizing member of a group, and they hurl all the worse sort of venom at them. So things a white guy might never say about blacks, in the form of Barack Obama, they say about Pacman Jones. And things a man would never say about, say...damn my analogy broke down--men will say fucked-up shit about any woman, in my experience.

Anyway my point is that a particular brand of white male was utterly repelled by Hillary, and to an extenet Bill, in a manner which I never understood. I thought Ricky Ray Rector was slimy. I thought Sista Souljah was cowardly. I thought Hillary's inability to say "I was wrong" was an act of extraordinary political and moral weakness--the kind we'd just been treated to for eight years. That is possibly indefinsibly harsh. Maybe that would have been suicide for a woman. Maybe John Edwards had wiggle-room that she just didn't.

Meh I'm rambling again. My real point is that I don't get people who are utterly incensed by the fact that many of Obama's appointments have ties to the Clintons. By that line of thinking, we should have been pissed that Susan Rice was always on television during the campaign. Hendrik Hertzberg brings us some historical perspective:

What is a "Clinton person"? Apparently, it's any Democrat under about fifty or fifty-five years of age who has had work experience in the executive branch of the federal government.

The theory seems to be that a "Clinton person" would be inclined, at best, to reproduce the policies and actions of the Clinton Administration, including the accompanying mistakes, or, at worst, to serve the interests of "the Clintons" should they prove divergent from those of the Obama Administration and the nation.

This is the sort of reasoning that led to needless unhappiness the last two times Democrats were in power. Jimmy Carter's circle regarded Johnson, who mired the nation in Vietnam and then handed the White House to Nixon, as a failure. They weren't about to have any "Johnson people" in their White House. Clinton's circle regarded Carter, who allowed himself to be paralyzed by a few hundred Iranian "students" and then handed the White House to Reagan, as a failure. They weren't about to have any "Carter people" in their White House.

It didn't seem to occur to either crowd, Carter's or Clinton's, that old hands, far from being eager to repeat the errors of the Administrations of which they had been a part, would be especially keen to avoid them. Also, they would know in detail what those errors were.

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A good way to fight black homophobia...

...is to refer to black people as "the most homophobic racial group in America." Expect this to be about as effective as Barack Obama campaigning in the South and calling it "the most racist region of the country." It'd be true in the most reductive sense. Meanwhile the actual story on this isn't so reductive.

Among the conclusions--58 percent of all Dems think it's acceptable to have a baby outside of marriage, but only 39 percent of black Dems think so. 51 percent of all Dems think abortion is morally acceptable, only 37 percent of black Dems think so. 64 percent of Dems think sex between unmarried is acceptable, but only 40 percent of blacks do. 57 percent of all Dems think the death penalty is morally acceptable. Only 47 percent of blacks agree. What are you seeing here? Here's a hint--76 percent of all black dems attend church weekly, as compared with only 50 percent of nonblack Dems. Black Dems are actually more church-going than Republicans.

A zealous religiosity doesn't explain it all, but it explains a lot. More on that explanation later today.

Now here's something interesting...

By now, most of you have seen this story on Barack Obama's grandfather, which notes he was savagely tortured by British thugs during the fight for Kenyan independence:

Hussein Onyango Obama, Mr Obama's paternal grandfather, became involved in the Kenyan independence movement while working as a cook for a British army officer after the war. He was arrested in 1949 and jailed for two years in a high-security prison where, according to his family, he was subjected to horrific violence to extract information about the growing insurgency.

"The African warders were instructed by the white soldiers to whip him every morning and evening till he confessed," said Sarah Onyango, Hussein Onyango's third wife, the woman Mr Obama refers to as "Granny Sarah".

Mrs Onyango, 87, described how "white soldiers" visited the prison every two or three days to carry out "disciplinary action" on the inmates suspected of subversive activities.

"He said they would sometimes squeeze his testicles with parallel metallic rods. They also pierced his nails and buttocks with a sharp pin, with his hands and legs tied together with his head facing down," she said The alleged torture was said to have left Mr Onyango permanently scarred, and bitterly antiBritish. "That was the time we realised that the British were actually not friends but, instead, enemies," Mrs Onyango said. "My husband had worked so diligently for them, only to be arrested and detained."
Brutal stuff. And yet the subhed for the story reads:

The President-elect's relatives have told how the family was a victim of the Mau Mau revolt.
Yes, yes. If those Kenyans hadn't decided to fight for self-rule, we wouldn't have had to torture them. Seriously, I'm sure it was a mistake. If a weird one.

December 3, 2008

Obama's drug czar

Don't even know why we have a effin drug czar, but this bears watching. A recovering addict weights in.

Brooklyn we go hard...


I'm happier for Santogold than Jay--dunno if I'm feeling the flow. What do we think?

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And while we're talking football...

Skins fans need to chill. Seriously. The impulse to dump your QB because a few games went bad is one of the silliest in modern sports. The only thing that comes closer is the impulse to fire a coach for not winning the Super Bowl. People always complained about Marty Schottenheimer. But I don't know a single team--excepting the Skins--that was better off after he left. 

Foolishness

Somehow I missed the fact that the Interconference Fail that is Plaxico Burress is actually facing some hard jail-time:

In what prosecutors called "a strong case," Burress faces a mandatory sentence of 3 ½ years in state prison, with a maximum of 15 years, on each count of second-degree criminal possession of a weapon. Benjamin Brafman, Burress's lawyer, said Burress planned to plead not guilty to both counts.
Man, I hate, hate, hate mandatory minimums. But if it's one area where I'm a conservative it's violent crime. I'd let all the drug dealers go free, if we could throw the encyclopedia at them when they reached for a gat. Gun-violence ruins communities. So I'm basically with John on this...I think. What if he had killed somebody? We have to punish rank stupidity don't we?

On a lighter note, I don't want to hear a single Giant fan out there ever call TO a team-killer. You guys have lost all right to talk.

Everybody wants somebody...

The Congressional Black Caucus speaks on Prop 8

Yglesias in the club throwing elbows

...at Nate Silver:

I liked reading 538.com during the election season as much as anyone, and still think it's an insightful site with a lot of interesting things to say. That said, I've been kind of surprised by the post-election surge of praise for Nate Silver. You would think, based on some of the commentary, that his innovative and complicated formula wound up giving us some incredible insight we couldn't have gotten from anywhere else.
I call on Nate to do a YouTube and dis Matt. More blogger beef please.

Black Friday

One interesting aspect of the regrettable trampling death in Long Island, is the willingness of media to deplore a culture of rank materialism--despite being purveyors of a culture of rank materialism. From my old friend and former boss David Carr:

In a day-before story, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution advised readers to leave the children at home, at least the ones not big enough to carry the loot, because they will just slow you down: "Strollers and crowds just don't mix, though we know a few shoppers willing to use four wheels and a child as a weapon. Younger children may also be seduced by the shopping mania and pitch a tantrum that slows your progress. That said, teens and young adults can be an asset to a divide-and-conquer shopping strategy. And you'll have someone to help carry the bags..."

In the wake of death by shopper, Newsday, the daily paper on Long Island, wrung its hands in the opinion page blog: "Was this deadly rush to lower prices an illustration of the current economic malaise (people mobbing Wal-Mart because they fear they can't afford higher prices elsewhere) or just proof that even a recession can't suppress stuff-lust?" Then it added, rather unfortunately, "This awful death is another Joey Buttafuoco-like stain on the too-often sordid image of our island."

But on the run-up, Newsday offered a "Black Friday blueprint," with store openings listed so shoppers could plot strategy, including noting that at 5 a.m., the Green Acres Wal-Mart would open and customers could expect to buy a 42-inch LCD television for $598. Many continued to pursue that particular bargain even as Mr. Damour lay dying.

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December 2, 2008

Talking fatherhood...again

Here I am with Adam Gopnik talking about Obama's impact on fatherhood. This also give me a chance to once again link (here and here) to some debunking of that simplistic "70 percent out of wedlock" stat. Obviously I'm for more Dads being more active. But my real point here is that this idea that unmarried black women are somehow having more kids than they were, say, thirty or forty years ago is false. Again, my math is so-so. I welcome folks to debunk the debunker.

Where I get off the "old-school hip-hop" train

Been meaning to post about this since I saw it last week. I'm months late as usual. As I've said I'm old. Please don't throw stones. I just couldn't let the year end without commenting on 50-year old rapper/actor/millionaire (right?) Ice T telling a 17 year old kid to "eat a dick." Please watch the two videos below. I love Power, but it really is amazing to hear a guy whose contribution to the canon include the allusive "Girls Lets Get Butt Naked and Fuck" or the meditative "Cop-Killer," tell a 17-year old kid that he's ruining hip-hop. I actually thought Souljah Boy's rant was quite sensible.

Seriously why all that beef shit is played. When you're like 18 yelling "The Bridge Is Over" it's cool. When you're 50, telling someone who could be your grandson, "Eat a dick," this thing has gone too far. I mean fools ain't even making songs anymore. It's just pettiness via YouTube. That said, there's something deep about the fact that Souljah Boy is just using his webcam, cutting Ice T with Wikipedia, while the OG is working the tripod and the played-out Iverson jersey.





Dredging up primary dirt between Clinton and Obama

Obama swatting away that reporter caught my eye too. In a word--weak-sauce. It's true that people say things they don't mean in elections in order to win--especially about their opponents. Obama isn't the first. But it's not wrong, it's not playing games, and it's not "having a little fun" to ask what's changed in terms of Obama's view of Clinton. There are a lot of ways to answer that question--but acting like it's unserious isn't a good look. White House reporters do a lot of stupid, inane crap. For my money, this didn't fall into that category.

Drive-by in the day, then murder you in the dark...

Once again, the dagger of venom, not the battle-axe of doom:

Although President-elect Barack Obama's decision to keep Robert M. Gates at the helm of the Pentagon will provide a measure of continuity for a military fighting two wars, many of Gates's top deputies are expected to depart their jobs, according to senior defense and transition officials...

The anticipated turnover of many key positions suggests that although Gates will help provide some continuity, the status quo will not necessarily endure at the Pentagon.
The best punch is the one they never see.

But don't say he's a black guy...

Even in the most ghetto-ass, chitterling circuit, Booty Call/Soul Plane-ish flick, a black president's cabinet would not be a bunch of ex-ball players. And yet here we are...

Besides their impressive resumes and political star-power, a few of President-elect Barack Obama's top cabinet choices have something else in common -- hoop dreams.

Though these days Eric H. Holder Jr., Susan E. Rice and Gen. James L. Jones, may be more comfortable handling policy memos than shooting free throws, at one point they were very much at home on the court.

And as the basketball-loving president-elect assembles his so-called team of rivals, it appears he may have - coincidentally -- put together a pretty competitive group of players.

What an amazing time. Fuck a team of rivals. A team of ballers, fool. No, seriously. We got next.

UPDATE: And via TNR and Yglesias Napolitano has coached basketball. Dude, when this is all said and done, I want to see a game.

More on Jindal

Megan replies to my take:

Just to take an example that Ta-Nehisi uses, did Obama make some compromise on the Democratic Party's no-restrictions-on-abortion-at-any-time-no-shut-up-I-CAN'T-HEAR-YOU-LALALALALA platform?  Because as far as I know, he's still toeing the party line there.  And that's just about as extreme, as far from the average American's opinion on abortion, as Bobby Jindal's. 

On the other side, I don't see anything wrong, or "EXTREMIST", about Bobby Jindal being a devout Catholic who wants to enter into a covenant marriage.  He hasn't indicated any plans to stop Ta-Nehisi and I from living with our partners without benefit of the marital sacrament, or from getting married, should we choose, the good old-fashioned way, with its 50% divorce rate.  I think the option for covenant marriage is a good thing for the government to provide, but then I'm a libertarian.  I like people to have as many choices as possible, as long as those choices don't hurt others.

Besides that, I'm willing to bet that Ta-Nehisi has never seen Jindal in person.  I have.  And while "swarthy" may play a small role in the Obama comparisons, it's mostly along the lines of thinking that the Republican Party's first non-white candidate would help heal the party's image a bit.  The reason that they're comparing Jindal to Obama is that, in person, he comes off a lot like Obama.  He's extremely positive, he's personally charming, and he's kind of skinny and his ears stick out.  Like Obama, Jindal is something of an odd duck; he looks like the president of the Paramus, New Jersey High School Chess Club, and talks like a good old boy with a plantation somewhere back in the Bayou.  The combination is disconcerting for northern journalists, and a little bewitching.
She makes a few more good points in his post. She's also right that I've never seen Jindal in person. But I think it helps to revisit the original argument--that Bobby Jindal is the Republican Obama. Here is the top half of what I wrote:

The thing about Obama that people, apparently, still don't get is that thus far he has proved himself a damn good politician. He is not simply the eloquent black dude who won--although he's that too. He's the dude who reinvented campaign fundraising, who pioneered the use of social networking, who won Virginia and North Carolina, who ended 50 plus 1.

Obama's also the dude who's turned universal healthcare, massive public works projects, and an office of urban policy into the machinations of a centrist or a center-right Democrat.  But most importantly Obama opposes dogma. He is a progressive pragmatist trying to tackle issues by creating the broadest coalition possible
I've been pretty clear about my objection to hazy appeals to precedent, not out of any love for Obama, but because I think it's weak thinking. I don't like calling Obama the next Lincoln, anymore than I like calling Jindal the next Obama. Jindal is the Republican Obama if you think that Obama is just a "fish out water," dark-skinned politician. But if you're like me, and you were thinking about politics, you'd think that a Republican Obama would have to beat the powerbrokers of his own party. He'd have to revolutionize campaign fund raising. You'd think he'd have to basically flip Massachusetts, New Jersey, Illinois and Wisconsin.

The point here isn't that Obama is a superior politician to Jindal--much of what I just listed is about where we are in history. But that's precisely the point. Whatever grounds the 2012 campaign will be fought on, they almost certainly won't be the same as 2008. Not only do I not think think Jindal is the next Obama--which isn't the same as saying he won't be the next president--I don't think Obama running a decade ago would have been Obama. People are unique, and the moment in time in which they compete is unique. I don't reject all analogies and comparisons. But "the next soandso..." just strikes me as sloppy. But hey, I remember when Harold Miner was the next Jordan. And all the young bucks go, "Harold who?"

UPDATE: Also this from Megan:

And I'm sure that complacent Democrats dismissing him as a goober with a God complex suits his current plans just fine.
Ah yes, "the underestimate me at your peril" defense. I can't shake the feeling that I've heard this before--and in very, very similar circumstances. But to the exact point., saying Jindal isn't the next Obama isn't anymore dismissive of Jindal, than it is dismissive of Obama to say he isn't the next Kennedy. My point isn't that Jindal is unworthy of competitive respect, if anything it's the opposite. Want to not be dismissive? Don't make him analogous to the latest smart, brown guy who's up at the moment.

From Paul Dunbar to MF Doom

Man I woke up this morning, and for some reason decided to rock that Doom/De La joint, which you can hear below. I love De La, and they did their thing, but my Lord, Doom just murders this joint. It's hard to even quote because he's ripping whole verses. But this...

Been on this game as long you can wheelie your Schwinn
Turn the corner spinning, bust that ass and get up,
Dust off the mask, whoever laugh give em a head up.
He got jumped, it pumped his adrenaline,
He said it made him tougher than a bump of raw medicine.
To write all night long, the hourglass is still slow,
Flow from Hellborne to Free Power like Wilco.
And still owe bills, pay dues forever,
Slay huge, when it comes to who's more cleverer.
Used to wear leather ski with the fur collar
And charged fee for loose-leaf, words per dollar
You heard holler, broad or dude, we need food
Eat your team for sure, the streets sure seem rude.
For fam like the Partridges, pardon me for the mix-up,
Battle for Atari cartridges, put your kicks up.
...is not only pure poetry, it's telling my story.

Listen, I'm a journalist because I can't MC. I spent many years as a kid trying and I was pretty awful. But if I had Doom's handle on beats and words, I would have wrote that. It's all so visual and so familiar--getting jumped when it was supposed to be a fair one, the embarrassment of busting your ass, constantly writing, the feeling--even after some success--of still owing bills.

I think the most powerful line in that verse is "Dust off the mask, whoever laugh give em head up." Students of black lit will know what role masking has played in the black community since the days of Dunbar. Traditionally the idea has been to hide your true self from white people, for fear of racial violence.

But what Doom does, and frankly what I tried to do in my memoir, is he flips the tradition. So there is the masking that protects you from white people--but the more familiar mask, the one that black boys wear every day, is the one that's designed to protect you from other black boys. Now, Doom is literally referring to the mask he wears when performing. But it also works as a literary device, as the embodiment of a pose that hides pain and but projects power ("he wears the mask just to cover the raw flesh\a rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous.")

I don't know why that verse hit me this morning. It just did.

December 1, 2008

How did I miss this?

Dr. Z had two strokes? Here's wishing him a quick recovery. I don't know about best football writer of our time. I'm partial to Len Pasquarelli.

The ever crucial Fred Barnes seal of approval

Obama couldn't function without it:

Clinton, for all her shortcomings, doesn't hail from the surrender-at-all-costs wing of the Democratic party.
Thanks Fred. Also it's nice to see some on the left and on the right joined in this notion that there is "center-right" in the Democratic party.  I could even go with "the conservative wing" of the Democratic Party. But "center-right?" It's just stupid phraseology to paper over real differences.  Who thinks Hillary Clinton would be Secretary of State if McCain had won? Again, my handle on economics is wobbly. But I'm pretty sure Tim Geithner isn't Phil Gramm.

At once weird and yet oddly interesting

The Blastmaster on Fox News.

NFL Talk

Uncular asks:

However, I just gotta ask (not trying to hijack a post, but).....can we please talk about football? ;)
Yes. Yes we can. The Giants are murdering fools. The Cowpolks are back in it--though I only believe our corners when Newman is playing, and I don't know what to say about Donovan McNabb. One week he's sucking up the joint, the next week he's the mad bomber. Anyway, in honor of the Giants dominance, I present this humble offering.

The journey into white music continues...

Hmm. So I've been playing the French Kicks nonstop this year. I'm a noob Fleetwood Mac fan (feel free to recommend your favorite album) and it's clear that the French Kicks are channeling some of that sound. Anyway, the point is I stumbled across their cover of Trouble this weekend. So I went back and found the original, which was done by some guy named Lindsey Buckingham? Who the fuck is that?? Heh, just joking white folk--though not really. I had to Wikipedia the dude to find out he was part of Fleetwood Mac. Yes, yes, the ignorance is indeed stunning. Anyway, all this is to say I think I like the French Kicks cover better. Maybe the goofy video, which you can see below, turned me off.

Not the way to introduce Susan Rice...

Intercontinental Fail

If we all had some Hil, up on Capitol Hill...

I don't have much of a reaction to the story of the day. It'll be great if it works. It'll suck if it doesn't. Profound, no? Still I imagine folks want to talk about this. So here it is my people. Speak your piece.

Barack Obama CRUSH Puny Malik Shabazz!!

You're supposed to say that in the Solomon Grundy voice from the old Superfriends...

Moving right along, Stanley Crouch thinks the most important thing about Al'Qaeda employing Malcolm X's house slave/field slave analogy, is that shows Obama has crushed Malcolm:

Malcolm X was one of the naysayers to American possibility whose vision was permanently crushed beneath the heel of Obama's victory on Nov. 4. Though his ideas had nothing to do with the ultimate form of nonviolence - voting - those desperate to praise him will pretend now that he was actually a civil rights leader! This has been going on for an unforgivably long time, especially among black academics.

Malcolm X had nothing to do with Obama's accomplishment as did none of the other militants who preached their own version of separatism and gleefully attacked the civil rights movement as offering no more than pie in the sky and misleading black people.

Unforgivably long!!! Misleading black people!! Other Militants!!! Meddling kids!!!!

It may be true that "other militants" had nothing to do with Obama's win. It is certainly true that people who said Obama wasn't black (Stanley Crouch) had even less to do with Obama's win. But as Adam points out, what is literally and demonstrably false is Crouch's claim that Malcom X "had nothing to do with Obama's accomplishment. How do we know this? Because Barack Obama said it in his memoir:

In every page of every book, in Bigger Thomas and invisible men, I kept finding the same anguish, the same doubt; a self-contempt that neither irony nor intellect seemed able to deflect. Even Du Bois' learning and Baldwin's love and Langston's humor eventually succumbed to its corrosive force, each man finally forced to doubt art's redemptive power, each man finally forced to withdraw, one to Africa, one to Europe, one deeper into the bowels of Harlem, but all of them in the same weary flight, all of them exhausted, bitter men, the devil at their heels. Only Malcolm X's autobiography seemed to offer something different. His repeated acts of self-creation spoke to me.

If you are writing columns on the president-elect of the greatest power in world history, who happens to be black and you can't even bother to crack his memoir, than you are more than Leeroy Jenkins. You do not simply fail in epic manner, but more like Palin, Couric and "all of them," like M.C. Hammer hounded by creditors. You are Plaxico at the bar, shooting yourself with your own gun. And in so doing, you ascend to the 37th chamber--the chamber of intergalactic fail. All bow before the master.

UPDATE: Put the link back to Crouch's article in there.

UPDATE 2: Tessa makes an even better point. Crouch's contention that Malcolm's "ideas had nothing to do with the ultimate form of nonviolence-voting" is also factually wrong. Given Crouch's knowledge of that era, I'm tempted to call it a blatant lie. But we'll leave it that. Look there's a lot to criticize Malcolm for, especially in his early days with the Nation. Just like there's a lot to criticize MLK for--his womanizing repeatedly endangered the movement he was leading. All that I ask is that you stick to facts. As Tessa notes, in arguably his most famous speech, The Ballot or The Bullet, Malcolm very specifically addresses the black people and voting:

They're becoming politically mature. They are realizing that there are new political trends from coast to coast. As they see these new political trends, it's possible for them to see that every time there's an election the races are so close that they have to have a recount. They had to recount in Massachusetts to see who was going to be governor, it was so close. It was the same way in Rhode Island, in Minnesota, and in many other parts of the country. And the same with Kennedy and Nixon when they ran for president. It was so close they had to count all over again. Well, what does this mean? It means that when white people are evenly divided, and black people have a bloc of votes of their own, it is left up to them to determine who's going to sit in the White House and who's going to be in the dog house.
Come on man. Be honest with the people.

A bad sign for Bobby Jindal

Or maybe just political journalists:

Last weekend, 18 days after Barack Obama decisively defeated their candidate for president, a mostly Republican crowd of self-described conservatives received their first introduction to someone many prominent members of the GOP think could be the party's own version of Obama.
You don't say. Obama was the next Kennedy. Then he became the next McGovern. Or was that the next Stevenson? Now he's the next FDR. And Jindal is the next him--because he's, you know, swarthy. The thing about Obama that people, apparently, still don't get is that thus far he has proved himself a damn good politician. He is not simply the eloquent black dude who won--although he's that too. He's the dude who reinvented campaign fundraising, who pioneered the use of social networking, who won Virginia and North Carolina, who ended 50 plus 1.

Obama's also the dude who's turned universal healthcare, massive public works projects, and an office of urban policy into the machinations of a centrist or a center-right Democrat.  But most importantly Obama opposes dogma. He is a progressive pragmatist trying to tackle issues by creating the broadest coalition possible. Jindal meanwhile..

...social conservatives like what they have heard about the public and private Jindal: his steadfast opposition to abortion without exceptions; his disapproval of embryonic stem cell research; his and his wife Supriya's decision in 1997 to enter into a Louisiana covenant marriage that prohibits no-fault divorce in the state; and his decision in June to sign into law the Louisiana Science Education Act, a bill heartily supported by creationists that permits public school teachers to educate students about both the theory of "scientific design" and criticisms of Darwinian evolutionary concepts.
So let's see we have, covenant marriages, outlawing abortions--no exceptions--creationism, and banning stem-cell research from the public sector. Sounds pragmatic to me and exactly the sort of  issues to build a broad coalition around. Why not resurrect Terri Schiavo while we're at it. This dude isn't Barack Obama. He's George W. Bush--he's a more competent George Bush.