He already gets to put "US Senator" on his mausoleum; why not go for one more first? And most of the country would have no idea where he'd gone, so less embarrassment all around.
I don't want that job....I want to test the full immersion VR UI for The Emerald Dream, the next x-pac.
I heard it will have stimsuits and virtual sex.
O.o
Here's a piece no one cared about. Meh, whatever, probably the most enjoyable article I did during my stint at TIME. Premiered a month before I got laid-off. The nail in the coffin? Ya think?
Here's me going after Al. I didn't so much have a problem with him, as I had a problem with media acting like this dude was the go-to guy for everything black.
This was my first real story at time. I was writing for the Business section, a real change of direction for me. At any rate, it's about Wal-Mart's attempts to colonize the inner-city. As much as I enjoyed this piece, I mostly enjoyed going out to Chicago, which is a beautiful, beautiful city.
This a piece I did about the cops just outside our nation capitol, in Prince George's County, a few years back. I wanted to offer a counter to the dumb, conventional wisdom that if you paint your police force black, you could eradicate police brutality. In fact, Prince George's--one of the richest, blackest counties in the country--also had one of the most brutal police force's in the country.
The Beautiful Struggle: A Father, Two Sons, and an Unlikely Road to Manhood 
Funny. I hope this was toungue in cheek, but I can see the appeal.
All your commas are belonging to us.
The mothership is calling you home, TN!
Joke? Please?
We already have one black nerd in authority; I don't know that the world could handle more than one at a time.
sorry man - I got hired for that this morning...
oh, sweet jesus in the morning, i'm hoping & assuming yer joking...
The only thing I can say is we don't cotton well to Dallas Cowboy fans in Northern CA. Just sayin'.
Damn skippy.
The sad iron is that the position would actually wind up cutting into your gaming time. No more raids for you!
There's no way they'd give this job to someone who hasn't downed KT.
Don't pull a Leroy Jenkins on us. Think this one thru.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations.
Make them throw in a nice apartment, preferably with a view of the marina!
Though Shawn is right about how much time you could spend with your guild.
Wait, Burris! Would he take it on?
He already gets to put "US Senator" on his mausoleum; why not go for one more first? And most of the country would have no idea where he'd gone, so less embarrassment all around.
Echo xochi. Hope it isn't true but good for you if. You'd better tell us this is a joke real soon. We're hurtin out here
The sister of one of my best friends just applied for that job.
Now that's comedy! (c) Slappy Sqiurrel
As long as you go out like Chappelle did in the skit when Oprah was having his baby.
Jesus, don't joke about such a thing. My blood ran cold when I saw that headline.
Actually, TNC quoting Nixon did it for me
Does this mean that TNC will come back tanned, rested and ready?
Don't. If you have to write about the game all the time, it will ruin your fun. Right?
Oh no! Oh no! Oh please don't go!
We'll eat you up, we love you so!
(Sendak, of course, making you Max and us the wild things.)
Cripes, man, don't scare me like that.
That is, without doubt, the ultimate nerd job.
I'll duel you for it.
"Dream Job: Editor-in-Chief of the Official World of Warcraft Magazine"
Not sure exactly what this is, but sounds like they fucked up. "World of Warcraft" ??? Should have hired Liz Cheney.
I don't want that job....I want to test the full immersion VR UI for The Emerald Dream, the next x-pac.
I heard it will have stimsuits and virtual sex.
O.o
Noooooo!
Far bigger dragons to slay in the real world!!!