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Read Em And Weep--This Week's Pick Em Ratings

12 Nov 2009 03:00 pm

Wow. Blood on the walls. Mostly mine. Sg and Dwayne are still killing it. I liked to take this opportunity to hype Dwayne's book. My man isn't just a master of the spread--he's sick with the word-play, too.

Rank	Pick Set Name	Total Points	W-L
1	sgwhiteinfla	517	67-45
2	DBetts	511	69-43
3	Singapore Slingers	508	59-53
4	BisonMightyBison	506	64-48
5	Go Bengals!	503	64-48
6	altonsmith101	502	64-48
7	Odoacer's Guesses	500	67-45
8	Capt. Zubaz	499	65-47
9	Electric Messiah	497	61-51
10	lheger	496	59-53
11	Bearable	496	61-51
12	drlemur	492	61-51
13	dondrapersdemons	490	60-52
14	Chi Picks	488	59-53
15	Bright Green Future	488	59-53
16	wolfpack	486	64-48
17	BlindHope	485	60-52
18	Team Mulva	484	64-48
19	The Blue Lanterns	483	65-47
20	Juba	483	61-51
21	bloodstar	482	59-53
22	Wonderlic My Balls	481	57-55
23	thegunner1981	481	61-51
24	Blandas	479	65-47
25	Replacements	478	63-49
26	Jerry's Kids	477	56-56
27	ScoutAbouts	477	60-52
28	szspeak	476	61-51
29	SKI's Selections	476	60-52
30	Shark Week Every Week	475	61-51
31	Also.	474	59-53
32	Who We Thought They Were	473	56-56
33	Wookies	473	56-56
34	Blowed Up	472	57-55
35	Please Dont Hit the Scoreboard	472	59-53
36	BreakerBaker	472	54-58
37	Weehawken Toffees	472	58-54
38	Karate Fists FTW	466	61-51
39	Pickin' the nose	465	58-54
40	Dirk Diggler	463	60-52
41	tinare	461	61-51
42	Will in STL	461	54-58
43	allusionist	460	55-57
44	jenawesome	459	63-49
45	Go Sqaudron Go	459	59-53
46	Dan W	458	60-52
47	Josh's Picks	457	58-54
48	Defpotec	456	58-54
49	BetterThanYou	456	59-53
50	Cambridge Royal Giants	455	52-60
51	Incertus(Brian)	454	59-53
52	Child OfAnNFCEastDivorce	454	60-52
53	Baba Booey	453	57-55
54	Districto Federal	453	54-58
55	TObills	452	56-56
56	Fightin' Gremlins	451	58-54
57	Shoestring Tackle	451	56-56
58	CitizenE	449	58-54
59	The Best Guesses	449	62-50
60	N0chance - mjnewton	448	61-51
61	At Least We Got Herschel	447	56-56
62	I Dream of Mangini	447	56-56
63	TW Andrews	446	58-54
64	AZfootballfan	446	54-58
65	Torgo3	444	57-55
66	Death Panel	444	55-57
67	Seymour's Ghost	443	56-56
68	Tom Brady's Achilles Ankle	443	57-55
69	leland	443	53-59
70	scoundrels	442	57-55
71	Egan's Picks	442	60-52
72	jennifer_oh_jenny	441	59-53
73	the oxford set	441	59-53
74	The Ballad of Ron Mexico	438	56-56
75	motownjunk	435	57-55
76	Turf on Your Tonsils	434	56-56
77	J-Dubs Pix	433	55-57
78	VandelayIndustries	433	59-53
79	ticats	431	56-56
80	sean_in_nh	431	56-56
81	Jesse S	430	55-57
82	19th St.. Gangsters	430	53-59
83	ClubberMyPredictionisPainLang	430	58-54
84	daveintexas	428	59-53
85	The Foulness	428	60-52
86	Eric F	426	54-58
87	OGWiseman	426	52-60
88	DW	424	55-57
89	Da Demondeacs	423	58-54
90	Waimea Rancheros	422	56-56
91	drbec4dacolts	422	54-58
92	Eric K	421	63-49
93	DougEMI	420	53-59
94	obscene	419	56-56
95	Gobblegobblegobble	417	55-57
96	Far East Beasts	417	54-58
97	thephoenixnyc	416	51-61
98	Hot Sauce Committee	415	52-60
99	Steven Donegal	415	53-59
100	Bevo's Ballsack	411	48-64
101	brooklynj	411	51-61
102	Persia's Picks	410	58-54
103	earninghemistway	404	48-64
104	CJ_in_Harlem	402	60-52
105	ThrowingDarts	398	49-63
106	the pineapple express	398	48-64
107	Justin C	398	49-63
108	nixpix	393	53-59
109	brendan	388	51-61
110	Burgh AC	383	50-62
111	Green Cup	381	54-58
112	Lincoln Abes	373	46-66
113	roadrunner	371	50-62
114	Law Abiding	364	47-65
115	The Bailoutees	361	57-55
116	Douchemanzadah	358	48-64
117	Imby	355	44-68
118	Johannesburg Prawns	351	44-68
119	DirtyLiberal	347	44-68
120	NYDCWolv	340	49-63
121	ajb498	316	40-72
122	Miskatonic Minions	309	36-76
123	TheBulge	303	39-73
124	bertie	301	38-74
125	BrockAun's Picks	216	24-88
126	bourbon renewal	215	27-85
127	Jordan	213	50-62
128	Orton Hears Some Booooos	209	32-80
129	DC Texans	181	25-87
130	Tim Allen Is Not Very Funny	179	24-88
131	CerebralOllie	178	35-77
132	H.N.I.C.	170	20-92
133	beauzeau	167	22-90
134	VandyGirl	161	32-80
135	the fighting dogs	156	19-93
136	AndrewG	153	18-94
137	BruceCrew	144	21-91
138	Pats Guy	72	9-103
139	Team Better Than You	70	8-104
140	A-Web	68	8-104
141	bobcats	16	14-98
142	MarcFein	16	11-101
143	l	0	22-62
144	Ellis Carver	0	13-99
145	Ghetto Defendant	0	0-112
146	AJCinSC	0	0-112
147	What's a Pick Set?	0	0-112
148	viktor vaughn	0	10-102

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Comments (24)

BreakerBaker November 12, 2009 3:05 PM

36!?! Missing my chance on half of the games from two weeks ago really hurt. Who does everybody have tonight? Bears or Niners?

Persia (Replying to: BreakerBaker) November 12, 2009 3:30 PM

Coming from place 102, can I say I have zero sympathy?

I went with the Niners. I think.

D-Sel (Replying to: BreakerBaker) November 12, 2009 3:49 PM

Niners. But only one confidence point. I don't think much of either team (but I've been wrong more than I've been right this year, so it's not like I have a lot of confidence points on myself at this point).

D-Sel (Replying to: D-Sel) November 13, 2009 1:28 AM

Damn. Only one confidence point... That could the only game I get right all week.

Dan W (Replying to: BreakerBaker) November 12, 2009 4:40 PM

Niners, but only just barely.

Melanie (Replying to: BreakerBaker) November 12, 2009 4:44 PM

Bears. I think I gave it 5 or 6 points.

BreakerBaker (Replying to: BreakerBaker) November 13, 2009 8:15 AM

I went with the Bears and what now appears to have been too many confidence points. God. That game sucked.

Cynic November 12, 2009 3:21 PM

I'll hijack this football thread to point folks to a WSJ article on research showing that Australian football, played without protective gear, produces some 25% fewer head injuries than our version. (Several weeks ago, I engaged in a long discussion spanning several threads about relative rates of injury, and the role of protective gear. What we all lacked were good comparative data; here's the info.)

The tragi-comic money quote:

"Without the helmet, they wouldn't hit their head in stupid plays," says P. David Halstead, technical director for the Nocsae, the group that sets helmet-safety standards. But without helmets, the game "wouldn't be football," he says.

Ta-Nehisi Coates (Replying to: Cynic) November 12, 2009 3:27 PM

No disrespect, but please don't do this. There's an Open Thread up. Also this topic will certainly come up again. This is for our weekly Pick Em tourney. I'd like to keep it that way.

Shawn November 12, 2009 3:42 PM

I had my second worst week and yet still moved up four spots. That's a testament to how brutal things were for everyone last week.

The more recent win-loss records for most of us seem to imply that the oddsmakers have caught up with the ebb and flow of each team and adjusted the spreads accordingly. Is this sort of "marketplace correction" something that happens by mid-season every year? Or is this year a fluke? I've never done this before, so I honestly don't know.

D-Sel November 12, 2009 3:45 PM

After week one, my goal was to win the league. Now, I just want to finish in the top 100. I don't want to say that there will be "technical difficulties" getting the rankings out if I slip much further but, you know, I'm pretty sure the 5th Amendment or something will kick in and stop me from having to take part in my own humiliation.

I actually feel decent about my picks this week, which should last for about another 6-7 hours before the pain begins.

Josh November 12, 2009 3:53 PM

I was doing pretty well with picks until about two weeks ago, when I said to my friends, "I'm doing really well with picks this year. I should move to Vegas or something." Since then, the gambling gods have replayed the Gimp scene from Pulp Fiction, with me as Marcellus Wallace. I got three right two weeks ago. Three!!!

dwhite10701 November 12, 2009 3:57 PM

Congrats on the book, Dwayne. Looks interesting.

Kris November 12, 2009 4:09 PM

Down to 17. Ah well, last week was bad for me. This week will turn it around though! I have confidence, however misplaced it may be.

thefoulness November 12, 2009 4:50 PM

The Foulness is at 85 and totally humbled by picking against the Vegas lines. Those Vegas guys are good at their jobs. The Foulness is bad at picking confidence points.

Coates, what's your pick em team name? Victory is out of the question for me, so I gotta set my sights on beating the blogger.

mjnewt0n (Replying to: thefoulness) November 13, 2009 10:34 AM

I feel ya' foulness...

The blogger and I are having a "mediocrity battle", and his abysmal week allowed him to fall to position 61, one position, (and 1 confidence point) below me.

I'm looking right at you Coates...

Anyway, now I will take the opportunity to bad mouth this confidence point thing. It kinda sucks.

The whole point of this exercise is really us against the Vegas Oddsmakers. It's a gambling thing. That's the whole point of point spreads.

So. I think the won-loss against the spread is more the measurement. In that I am (barely) holding my head above water.

Think of it this way.

Let's say you bet 5$ on every pick with the spread. If for every win you get 5$ but every time you lose you pay the book 6$.

Now how are all of you doing?

Me? Well I've won 305$ (61x5) and lost 306$ (51x6). I'm down a buck to the book.

Foulness, you've won 300$ and lost $312, you're down 12$

Coates, you've won 280$ and lost 336$. You're down 56$. No big deal unless you are betting more than 5$ a game.

If you are, then you should start worrying about your kneecaps.

thephoenixnyc November 12, 2009 5:04 PM

from 24 to 97 like a lead balloon

I'm letting my two week old pick this week.

wallyz November 12, 2009 5:27 PM

39. Not too bad. I am feeling my picks from my gut this week, no analysis whatsoever.

sgwhiteinfla November 12, 2009 5:38 PM

I feel AWESOME after getting less than 30 pts and still at #1. Well actually.....surprised as hell is more like it lol. That just shows that last week was a mofo for everybody. But I would like to take the time out to big up Singapore Slingers in 3rd place. Check out the wins vs the points. What that means is if you are really gonna put money down on some games (not suggestions you would or should) you should be looking at their high confidence pts picks and rolling with those. That is damned impressive if you ask me to have like 8-10 less wins than the cats in front of you but only be back 9 pts from having the lead. And I don't know who that person is, just wanna give em a shout out cuz I think they deserve it.

Well now that I have caught my second wind and we are officially in the 2nd half of the season starting tonight Imma hit you with a Ric Flair quote.

"I don't care if you like it, or you don't like it, sit back and watch it, cuz I'm the best, going. today WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Brang it!

Ssong07 November 12, 2009 6:14 PM

I don't know if anyone has brought this up in a prior thread but is there a contest for best name? some of these names made me smirk.

Justin November 12, 2009 6:47 PM

Since I started my reverse-psych strategy against the spread boys (make picks as best I can, then reverse them all wholesale) I have moved up more than 40 places.

Matt November 12, 2009 7:09 PM

From 35-25! My goal is a top 20 finish. I might get there.

CitizenE November 12, 2009 9:53 PM

Well at the half, anything but sanguine. Still, best moment for a 49er fan so far was that shoulder bump jump between Gore and Tom Rathman on the sideline after the score.

CitizenE November 12, 2009 11:34 PM

Ah yes, 4 confidence points already. So now everyone has seen SF's offensive line and qb. But Jay Cutler, Denver fans--you're better off believe me. 5 picks to win by 4 points--we'll take it and spread for now.